footflaps – Member
This time it was an egg, next time it could be a grenade.
I’d like to see a chicken lay a grenade….

Some sort of eggsplosives? More likely to get shells from a chicken.

jonnyboi – Member
op: Troll, or just a dick?

I can’t decide

That’s bloody harsh that is. And trolling really is something different to what people think it is when they type random words on their puter.

Serious question and not meaning to derail the thread. Could someone explain what being a ‘snowflake type’ means. I see it written on this forum quite a lot and have always guessed it was used to infer something about sexuality but have never been sure.

snowflake type

We’re all different.

We’re all different.

Ah, sweet 😀

This is all getting a bit personal and unpleasant.

Ah, sweet

i was expecting “I’m not”. Is disapoint.

We’re all different.

Ah, sweet
I like that, it makes the posts a lot more pleasant. 🙂

BREAKING: someone’s now in custardy for the offence.

This is all getting a bit personal and unpleasant.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

Serious point. The culture of this place seems to be that posts that appear to be selfish or a bit self absorbed get roasted. But genuine appeals for advice or assistance always seem to get an overwhelmingly positive response.

I could explain my “lack of community spirit” by telling you about how truly awful my neighbours are. The “victims” included. But that would be an exercise in futility on here.

Is that why you egged their car?

how truly awful my neighbours are. The “victims” included.

Let me be the first…

When it’s everybody else, it’s really not.

I’d like to see a chicken lay a grenade….

It’s got a slow start but finishes loudly and messily.

Is that why you egged their car?

😆

So that was why the chicken crossed the road.

by telling you about how truly awful my neighbours are

Still was no need to crack an egg on their car!

Let me be the first…

When it’s everybody else, it’s really not.

worked with a guy once who said everywhere he’d lived he’d had bad neighbours. I knew the guy quite well. He was the bad neighbour.

I hope this thread is a troll. If not it means the OP has bought himself a really crap CCTV system.

I could explain my “lack of community spirit” by telling you about how truly awful my neighbours are. The “victims” included.

Adding credence to the ‘tip of the iceberg’ nature of the police involvement…

I think you should all quiche and make up.

Je m’en fou.

J’ai fini.

Flounce

My mate used to store eggs inside his car. It was a Lada.

beefheart – Member

This time it was an egg, next time it could be a grenade.
Shame on you OP.
I remeber being put on report at school for playing with a ball of sellotape and bouncing off a window. The music teacher came out and made the astounding leap to “next time it could be a brick”. Tempted to ask her why she thought I would be kicking a brick about the playground, but at 13 you’re not a fully developed smartarse at that stage.

That actually made me smile wwaswas

snowflake type

It tends to mean “nice person who actually gives a shit about other people and their environment” when used by not nice people who don’t give a shit about other people and their environment.

“next time it could be a brick”

Next time it could be a child’s face!

Nicely done. Really. Hope that you are happy with the outcome of that. 🙄

That actually made me smile wwaswas

Damned with faint praise

Nicely done. Really. Hope that you are happy with the outcome of that.

I don’t think he will be, it’s probably not turned out the way the OP hoped.

Egg was probably thrown by some cheeky monkey kids, a meringue-utang maybe…

Damned with faint praise

I’m not proud, a small puff of air through the nose on an otherwise stony face is enough.

Je m’en fou.

You cared enough to start a thread about not caring enough to help someone out…

Can I blame the Tories for dispatching the PCSOs rather than the Flying Squad?

This is an eggstreme eggsample of how an eggregious post can provoke an eggcessive response.

Flying Squad

Frying Squad, surely?

Frying Squad, surely?

Nah they scrambled the PCSO instead.

wwaswas – Member
Damned with faint praise

I’m not proud, a small puff of air through the nose on an otherwise stony face is enough.

Wwaswas earlier today.

Wwaswas earlier today.

That actually made me smile dangeourbrain.

I hate the term “sn*wflake” 99.999% of the time it’s used by complete moronic cretins