Had me tea so not eating right now, drinking stella and listening to the clothes drier because my wife has angrily marched into the conservatory (where I am and the drier is temporarily), and turned it on.
I’m guessing from the brief conversation that I’ve annoyed her by being male. Apparently one of her clients husbands is a useless bugger because he emptied the entire attic into the garage prior to them moving (and this client is a millionaire so the attic and garage are going to be enormous so I expect this was a massive piece of work), but he committed the cardinal sin of not itemising every single object and now all males, especially me, are a complete waste of space.
Apparently I need to drop my complex about something because it’s incredibly obvious that he is in the wrong and should stop lying about on the sofa in a comotose state and get on with the work at hand and I really should not be standing up for him.
We used to have a few drinks on Friday nights together and then maybe have sex you know. 😉