cat trainer extraordinaire
You've got to be joking mate. Although I've got them trained in many ways – eg, they will generally come running when I call them, jump into my arms when I'm standing up if required …. etc, the one thing I can't crack, is how to get them to shit in the neighbours gardens like other cats. And in the case of 'Khani', the little git will sometimes shit in the bath. Presumably because he feels that I've been a little slow in cleaning out their two litter trays – despite the fact that I always dangle him upside-down a couple of inches above the steaming hot turd screaming abuse at him – the bashturd …… God I hate that 🙁
Mind you, they're not proper cats in other ways too – they are happy to 'play-fight' like dogs, which doesn't seem normal to me 😕 In the case of 'Ernie', I will torment him by slapping him around and blowing into his face and when he finally escapes from my grip, the sucker runs in full circle round the room until he's within my reach again, and I grab him, only to start all over again 8)