A job creation scheme.
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Riding along through traffic, some oik dropped an empty can of Red Bull from his car window. Nonchalantly, not a care in the world, just dropped it.
So, sensing that he had clearly done this by mistake, I did the only decent thing. Picked the can up, and as I rode past, dropped it back through his car window.
An argument ensued. I posited that he shouldn’t drop litter.
He replied, “Why the *expletive deleted* not? Me dropping litter gives someone a job to do”, as he casually dropped the can right in front of me and drove off, angrily.
Words failed me. I put the can in the nearest bin and continued my ride.
So, that’s how we solve unemployment everyone! Or not.