Now I know you’re just trolling and being facetious, but I think we all can tell that there are very few, if any, pristine areas of the UK. If, as you ably demonstrate above, you’re too dumb to work out that carrying home your litter is the right thing to do, then might I suggest you stay away from the countryside.
Is there really any need for such rudeness? Simple fact is that people dropping the odd fruit peel/skin is totally inconsequential compared to the damage caused by other Human behaviour, which is rarely addressed. Such as building roads, car parks, cafes and various other facilities so that people can ‘enjoy’ the countryside. Wasting time discussing the half-life of a banana skin or piece of fruit peel means that other, more important issues don’t get discussed. This reminds me of community meetings up in Northumberland, where people who drive massive 4x4s and use all sorts of chemicals on their land/animals blether on about how terrible it is that the village hall’s doors have been painted an ‘inappropriate’ colour and how this ‘ruins’ the local area.
I take all my litter home with me. I don’t consider the odd banana skin or piece of fruit peel (or any other biodegradable organic matter to be ‘litter’, and dispose of it by throwing it away once I’ve eaten the fruit. And as I’ve seen no evidence presented which proves that dropping such biodegradable matter in the countryside actually creates environmental damage, I’ll continue to do so. Regardless of what some random on an internet forum thinks.