Like Northwind, I like to drink properly if I’m going to have any at all – can’t see the point in having A beer, so never, ever drink and drive.
I’ve managed to fall off my bike twice, out of my mind with the drink, in front of the same police car in the space of two minutes. They just gave me the sanctimonious head shake.
I take quite a strong stance on this and would never drive after more than six pints or four if I’m on the motorbike. I’m actually a better driver after a couple, fast and smooth, the alcohol appears to enhance my reactions. Any more than six pints would just be irresponsible though so I won’t do it, anyone who does is an idiot.
I once had a very unfortunate incident involving a micro scooter and a three bottles of wine for a tenner deal. That was daft, though I cant actually operate a car unless I have consumed at least 3 bottles of meths!