You know you want it, Emma….

You KNOW you do. Give in to your inner desires…

No trees, I’m afraid – jus the river Great Ouse…

(hoping that’s not quite enough info…)

Rachel

And where did you find that knitted helicopter???

*puts kayak on shoulder*

*checks window bolts*

Run Rachel Run, Run Run Run!!!!

Elfin – really!!!!!! That blinking hekilopter!!

You love it really…

Bet you’re wearing your special PJs just for elfin:

I will wear my special hekilopter pants speshly for you, Emma:

X

Why have you nicked Ted’s undies, Elfin?

I take it that’s not you modelling, Elfin??

I was going to say…. perhaps I could be converted after all. Look at the chopper on those pants!

I still think I’d be a little concerned if I was with a guy and he had helicopters on his boxers..

Yeah but look at the bit above *swoon*

good point, well made… 🙂

Doesn’t look like he’d be much cop on a bike.

Anyway… stop objectifying men!

We’re not objectifying men – just that one…

Rachel

he’d probably be no good at climbing trees, either!!

He must do something pretty energetic to look like that in his pants. It’s not objectifying, it’s admiring, don’t come all sensitive now, we’ve come this far!!

He must do something pretty energetic to look like that in his pants

Like making himself sick? Honestly the media is making it so hard to be a man these days! 😐

I believe my work here is done. 🙂

Whatever he does do, it’s not biking/climbing – no way you can keep skin that perfect – no marks at all???

Oh – and a perfect tan? Hours inside in the gym and a sunbed I think!!

Someone more adventurous and risky for me…

EDIT – (says me, with a weird crush on Graham Bell…)

Rachel

Oh cripes alright calm down 🙁 I like men who eat pies to as well 🙂

no marks at all???

Air-brushing? Christ alive… do you women believe everything you see??! 8)

Yes – I am aware of the existence of Photoshop. 🙂

Still – I think what I was saying holds true – being too “perfect” isn’t necessarily a good thing – a guy needs “history”…

Rachel

Morning my loves, I was at Elbow last night in Brum, it was **** ace, played mirrorball, (was lovely) NIA is a nightmare to get to though. Now I’ve got to go to work, knackered.

Nice pants, elfin.

How many times did you have to go around the block to get to the NIA, emsz? It’s a nightmare, isn’t it??

It sounds like you will have to catch up on iPlayer…

Rachel

Rach,

Train and taxi 😀

IPlayer can wait. Bath and early night, I’m shagged

Lucky you!