He is the new messiah.
That is all

No he’s not. He’s a very naughty boy.

Edit:
Sorry – that’s Gregg Wallace. Carry on.

He’s bloody everywhere. And bloody annoying.

Just goes to show that’s imps now have their very own poster boy.

Why? What’s he done?

Every programme on BBC has him.
He’s seen as the saviour. Cowboy builders, Fakes, everything else in between. He must have a photo of the director general in an uncompromising position with a goat to get so much airtime.

Or alternatively he’s really really cheap to employ so the BBC can afford to pay bigger redundancy payouts to their management. 😉