Well today it was read an actual paper newspaper, I think the last time I actually bought one was when I was moving and needed something to pack glasses with.
So what’s yours?

Sat down to murder a brown snake and THEN realised the door and curtains were open.

Called my Mom.

Walked to the shop to get my breakfast in a t-shirt *

There’s a clear blue sky, a hint of buds on the trees and the birds were singing.

* well, yes, trousers too.

Been well over a year since I’ve had to do this I’d guess

Washing puke covered sheets.

Daughter projectile vomited over her bed and her sisters last night then puked on ours. Luckily it looks like a day to hang out washing ….

Washing puke covered sheets.

*high fives puke cleaning buddy*
oh.
wait.
pants.

bought a new surfboard. first one in about 15 yrs.

Left my jacket in the car! Living the dream babay!

Thanks to a thread here, listen to acid house. Not sure if my neighbours are equally enjoying a morning of 303 squelch

Funnily enough, yesterday i read* a newspaper, for the first time in probably a decade.
What a load of crap it was . .

*skimmed

Cycle commuted through suburban rush hour traffic. Less fun than I remember it.

Went for a jog this morning. Now i remember why i’ve not been in a year, it was sh1t.

going for a wee

I’ve been needing to since i got in a couple of hours ago, just haven’t had time yet.

I’m off now, just typing about it has me at threshold.

Walked to the shop to get my breakfast in a t-shirt *

#wewantplates

Went to a funeral. Then the day after I went clubbing. Not planning on doing either again in the near future, though the realisation that I was closer to the average age of those at the funeral (and more specifically closer in age to the person who’s funeral it was than the people I went clubbing with – though she didn’t die of natural causes) was a bit scary.

Had a jacket potato for lunch.
Haven’t had one for ages. It was good.
Butter, cheese, beans. 🙂

Typing this makes me want another one 😐

Managed 60 lengths in the pool and couldn’t remember why i’d struggled to do it previously in the last 3 months.

Rode over 20 miles in one ride (since surgery in October), I didn’t break any speed records and had a few issues with numbness. Feel well this morning though so my body appears to have coped just fine. Just need to get my fitness back now 🙂

And update for today was something called smashing laps on the trail bike via uplift.