Never remove contact lenses after your been chopping chillies and not washing you hands thoroughly. **** did it sting.

Never mind, go have a w*nk.

At least it’ll take the pain away from your eyes.

LOL that actually sounds kinky, don’t people normally pay for that.

mastiles_fanylion – Member
Never mind, go have a w*nk.

Dunno about that, but even just handling your bits when peeing is a dangerous affair after chopping chillies (& not washing you hand first).

I once went, ahem, ‘Yellow Pages’ with my girlfriend (now wife) after chopping chilies.

She wasn’t keen 🙂

Yep been their on the contact lense and chilli fingers.

LOL mastiles fanylion 🙂