Send her a complementary ticket to BBB and give her a reserved spot in a quiet corner of the car park, or a stand in the trade and demonstrations area.

is there a produce section at the BBB trade and demonstrations area?

You could enter her in the vegetable department…..

Surely it would be the cucumber entering her?!

Dear god I’ve not laughed so much in weeks

LMFAO @ jojoA1

Allegedly, these are a form of cucumber. 😯

What sort of pervert would want to frig themselves off on one of them in the back of a car whilst total strangers are watching/helping themselves?

Come on, get real. This is meant to be serious.

I suspect many.

No point, WCA. After that, you’d barely even touch the sid….

No, I’ll stop there. 😉

I suspect many.

I suspect all of ’em.

Harry the spider, I would say that fantasising about it would be quite normal, doing it, however, I personally would consider less so.

fantasising about it would be quite normal

would you now…. 😉

CFH – she is blond, the lady in your picture has dark hair…

… Oh, I see what you mean.

Stoner – Member

fantasising about it would be quite normal

would you now….

I meant in the sense that whatever happens inside your head can’t harm anyone, it’s bringing it ‘outside’, so to speak that causes the problems….. And well you know it you naughty boy!! 😛

Don’t you know they have genetically engineered a variety of cucumber specifically for women?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicubunu/2777050485/

My god, it’s innuendo central in this thread! I almost feel at home!

If you’re looking for an example of innuendo, I’ll give you one…

😀 (mental note made)

Seagulling, I’m still laughing over that bit 😆

Big Dummy; Sea Cucumbers are a type of animal thingy, not a vegetable.

Although those look particularly ‘Ann Summers’.

hough those look particularly ‘Ann Summers’.

Ribbed for her pleasure…..

There are certain people on STW who should take careful note of this thread.
(and I think you knwo who I’m talking about….)
THIS is trolling at it’s FINEST, by the undisputed master of Trolls.

Super thread, this is why I hang around here so much
Cheers for the laffs, WCA
😀

Depends on who your neighbour is I would say. I used to have a neighbour who I would have happily watched stuff all manner of grocery items up ‘there’.

I was going to try and add something to this thread but you guys seem to be doing fine on your own.

Oh salad days

Marvellous! You british and your attitude to sex is so amazing, here in the Peoples Republic of Mancunia, we would have stopped and applauded. Nice lady getting her satisfaction and helping others; it’s virtually a public service.

(in line at the grocery store)
Amber: “That lady is buying one cucumber. I wonder what she’s going to do with THAT!”
Katie: “… make a salad?”

…from the facebook group said lady is part of…

Incidentally I’m not against people “dogging” – I just wish they would do it elsewhere so I can get on with biking/kiting/sunbathing. Just thought I’d shed any doubt that I’m prudish 🙂

Nevermind dogging, seen that japanese robot woman on the news? Anyone else thinking what i’m thinking? 🙄

Seagulling eeeeee 😆

Re: the robot girl on the news, she’s very kawai, but the ultimate version is Ping on MegaTokio.com. Loving this thread, so thankful I’m not reading it at work. Thanks WCA, appreciate it very much. 😯

Captain should that be with not in? 😆

Was the cucunmber organic,you should ask her as it would be a great way to strike up conversation with her and warn her about the hazards of pesticides, it could give her a nasty rash. Presumably she wash her cucumber first.

hora – Member
Nevermind dogging, seen that japanese robot woman on the news? Anyone else thinking what i’m thinking?

Yes…

JulianA – Member

hora – Member
Nevermind dogging, seen that japanese robot woman on the news? Anyone else thinking what i’m thinking?

Yes…

mmm GT85

So how big was the cucumber? Just wondering

Seagulling marvellous!