Fox excrement smells even more
Dog Turd Grenade.....
dannyh - Member
The thing is, cow and horse shit is mostly amusing as it really doesn't smell that bad and is not generally hazardous to humans. Dog shit is vile, potentially hazardous and generally disgusting. I'd advocate marching the owner back to the spot where they let their dog shit, kicking them in the back of the knee so they are kneeling over it and rub their faces into it. I would make this legally permissible was I ever to be in a position to do so.
Dog owners go on about taking the dog for a walk. It isn't. It is taking the dog for a shit. And if they can get away with it, not having to bother cleaning up. And yet mountain bike riders are vilified for riding on footpaths. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
dannyh for local mayor!
somafunk - Member
i've started to fight back against the abundance of dog turds on the paths and trails around Kirkcudbright, If, when i'm out and about on the bike and i spot a shitting dog with it's furtive owner trying to hurry it up i wait till the deed is done and they've scurried off, i then go along and pick up the dog grenade (apt for what happens next) as i've always got one or two poo bags in my pockets and i catch up with the owner and shout "Catch" as i pass them and toss the offending bag their way, 9 times out of 10 the owners instinct is to reach out and catch the bag without thought and a few times they get a surprise if the bag is caught the wrong way as it does tend to explode sometimes. "That's your dog's shite so you deal with it" or words to that effect.
I was sick of washing my tyres down after almost every ride (my bikes live in the bedroom) not to mention the stink and occasional lump of shite thrown up onto my clothing so i started my one man shit crusade this year and it's been pretty successful so far, My town is small and everyone knows everyone else so word soon gets around but **** em', they should pick up their own dogs shite and recently it seems to be working as the council has started to employ dog wardens and has fined a few folk.
This technique is endorsed too!
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