Not sure about the alcohol being removed; I know bittering agents were put in it to stop people drinking it. I’ll have a look at the ingredients when I’m in work next.

Andy

Well what used to burn doesn’t now. Something has changed.

GT85 is great for lighting fires

Disc brake cleaner is great for removing your eyebrows when you run out of GT85 and try and use this instead

Strangely the plastic they wrap those individual cheese slices in seems to be totally unburnable, which gives rise to the noble BBQ sport of Cheese Racing

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6weV4AqgYa0[/video]

Cats*. Especially if they’re doused in petrol…

Do they go WOOF?

IGMC

I was thinking maybe nail polish remover gel, rather than the liquid (which is Acetone or IPA AFAIK).

Butter smeared on damp logs will get it going.
Also, try popping a shoe in- they burn like f***.

Never use petrol in a stove though. I did that, once.

This was a while ago we’ve now perfected the amounts and use ear defenders.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCgcpnVCpv8[/video]

I can be seen retreating round the corner, having done it twice that day was feeling a bit shaky

Boot polish is a good napalm substitute. You can set fire to the tin then roll it down a hill. It sprays flames all over the place.

They’ve probably denatured that as well.