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  • Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
  • geetee1972
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    The wife reckons you don’t need ice-cream in a milk shake. I argue that without ice-cream, it’s just a smoothie and without the ice-cream, you aren’t going to butter anyone’s parsnips.

    Where does everyone else stand?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    “Need,” no. It’s nicer though.

    PimpmasterJazz
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    I feel misled by the title of this thread.

    nickc
    Full Member

    No, no it doesn’t

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    Mmm…parsnip milkshake.

    dknwhy
    Full Member

    Definitely needs ice-cream.
    Suffered major disappointment last week when I took the lad to a relatively new burger place to find it had closed early!
    They do peanut butter and chocolate brownie milkshake or salted caramel…..

    Anyway, ended up in Nandos 🙄

    senorj
    Full Member

    No Ice cream for me. Nein danke.
    I had a Wimpy milkshake in Blackpool,that had ice cream in it. Circa 1980.
    It made me vomit all over my mothers cashmere jumper.

    hatter
    Full Member

    No.. but my fry-ups do.

    maccruiskeen
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    kayak23
    Full Member

    Damn right.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Dknwhy, five guys? Go back, they’re amazing.

    I’m always disappointed when restaurants make a bike deal of their milkshakes, only to find they don’t contain ice cream, and are little more than nesquik

    dknwhy
    Full Member

    Been to five guys already. Liked it!

    I’m in Croydon, the place I’m referring to is called Moj Y Moj

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    Milk + Nesquik + shaking = milkshake.

    I don’t have a yard, I have a garden. And I don’t want boys in it thanks.

    Malvern Rider
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    I initially thought this thread was about vasectomy 😳

    Stoatsbrother
    Free Member

    Gourmet Burger Kitchen – Oreo milk shake

    nuff said

    …although there is a lot to be said for the old-fashioned Ginger Beer float 🙂

    n0b0dy0ftheg0at
    Free Member

    Thread is far cleaner than my mind. 😆

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    …although there is a lot to be said for the old-fashioned Ginger Beer float

    I always wanted to try a Beer Milkshake having read Cannery Row as a teenager. Godamnit I think I will try one tonight.

    Kahurangi
    Full Member

    Verily, ’tis better than thine.

    andyl
    Free Member

    Malvern Rider – Member
    I initially thought this thread was about vasectomy

    I thought it was about man boobs

    CaptainFlashheart
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    tomhoward
    Full Member

    #flashheartselfie

    z1ppy
    Full Member

    Milk + Nesquik + shaking = milkshake.*

    This, no f***** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

    *Though I’ve found I’m slightly addicted to Co-op’s Vanila milkshake
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    PS. The boys can f*** off too, I ain’t sharing

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    This, no f***** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

    Who knew it was this contentious!

    How about a $5 shake? Does that HAVE to have ice-cream in it?

    <runs for cover>

    aleigh
    Free Member

    How about a $5 shake? Does that HAVE to have ice-cream in it?

    If in the U.S of A…yep!

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    History:

    In 1922, a soda jerk at the Chicago Walgreen’s pharmacy invented the modern milkshake by adding two scoops of vanilla ice cream to “malted milk”: a mixture of milk, chocolate, and malt powder designed for children and invalids.

    z1ppy:

    This, no f***** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

    I imagine z1ppy enjoys a proper 1970s British Milkshake with a PROPER BURGER and NO F***** KETCHUP! Too right! Proper! Ave it!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    £5 shakes definitely do!!

    £3.50+ glasses of nesquik can sod off.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    If I went somewhere and asked for a milkshake, and they then plonked a load of ice cream in it, I’d raise an eyebrow, because this is a ‘thing’ I didn’t actually know about, I only had some vague recollection of reading something about a milkshake having the option of ice cream, but this was set in America.
    There you go, every day’s a school day…

    z1ppy
    Full Member

    I imagine z1ppy enjoys a proper 1970s British Milkshake with a PROPER BURGER and NO F***** KETCHUP!

    BBQ sauce my good man, County delight, Hickory smoked bbq sauce!
    Is that a picture from the burger spread thread? (I couldn’t face opening that thread, my bloody pressure might have reached a new high)

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    is that a picture from the burger spread thread?

    Sadly no. It is the nearest pictorial representation that I could find that closely describes the ‘beefburger’ I was served back in the Glory Days of British Rail Buffet Carriages. Basically frozen grey beefy onion literally on toast. Proper Brexit burger, back when we were in control!

    Raleigh Burners were the best BMXs. Peanut display cards had Proper Bleached British Blondes showing Proper Boobs. And Nesquik/Findus/Birds Eye were the Proper tastes on our lips just as K-Tel was the soundtrack to our Proper Polyester Lives!

    (Dusty in here)

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    is that a picture from the burger spread thread? (I couldn’t face opening that thread, my bloody pressure might have reached a new high)

    Oh, you poor lamb…

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member
    mikey74
    Free Member

    A milkshake doesn’t have to have ice cream in it, but it becomes vastly superior when it does.

    technicallyinept
    Free Member

    A milkshake just needs milk, Kahlua, and maybe some vodka

    superleggero
    Free Member

    ‘A milkshake just needs milk, Kahlua, and maybe some vodka’

    This dude abides 🙂

    soma_rich
    Free Member

    I think ice cream in milkshakes makes them massively better. This pretzel one was awesome

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    This pretzel one was awesome

    Wow, a bucket full of pretzel milkshake!

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