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Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man?

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Shibboleth - Member

Bananaworld, in answer to your querie...

I find that on completing the sit-down-wee, no matter how long I spend thrashing my manhood around beneath me, when I stand up, I emit a steady dribble. So, far more chance of a "blue on blue" incident when wearing light coloured action slacks.

This thread reminds me of the time I was enjoying a long-awaited gypsy's kiss at Keele services. Half way through, a black fellow came sprinting in, unleashed the largest member I've ever seen and proceeded to practically bore a hole in the back of the urinal with his jet.

"Jesus Christ," he said. "I only just made it..."

I replied "Excellent job, can you make me one?"

(IGMC)

Posted 2 years ago #
GrahamS - Member

no matter how long I spend thrashing my manhood around beneath me, when I stand up, I emit a steady dribble. So, far more chance of a "blue on blue" incident

Are you an elderly?

Old men often need to pee standing up, cos sitting down they lack the prostate/bladder/pelvic-floor strength to give the u-bend bit of their tubes a good squeeze at the end of the performance.

Posted 2 years ago #
Shibboleth - Member

Not elderly, it's always been the reason I avoid sit-down-wees unless I'm delivery other goods at the same time.

I'm not talking about gallons, pobably just the volume of the part of the pisspipe that runs through the tallywhacker.

Enough to leave a "wet penny" in my pocket.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ti29er - Member

post-coitus sit-peeing have left me wondering how they cope...

Once it's post (after) it's no longer a boner!
It's simply not possible to urinate when your erectile tissues are full of blood.

Posted 2 years ago #
Shibboleth - Member

It's simply not possible to urinate when your erectile tissues are full of blood.

Of course it is. OK, so it's rather a weak dribble, but millions of Germans do this every day.
And for the record, yes, harder than the Times crossword.

Posted 2 years ago #
GrahamS - Member

If you're still "flying the flag" post-coitus then you're doing it wrong

Posted 2 years ago #
Shibboleth - Member

... or she's doing it very right. At 36 years old, I've recently rediscovered the joys of the "double tap". Granted, I don't break off for a leak between courses.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hairychested - Member

If you have had sex al fresco and needed to pee afterwards you know the feeling of aiming high.

Posted 2 years ago #
druidh - Member

Ti29er - Member

It's simply not possible to urinate when your erectile tissues are full of blood.

Yes it is.

Posted 2 years ago #
buzz-lightyear - Member

OK lets vote

Who can pee with a boner, and who cant?

[cant]

Posted 2 years ago #
Hairychested - Member

I can. Aiming for the ceiling when seated. So either a shower room or outdoors (the balcony isn't really an option).

Posted 2 years ago #
freddyg - Member

I can. But only if I use a complex arrangement of levers and pulleys to render my aim true and keep me from spraying the entire bathroom.

Posted 2 years ago #
Vortexracing - Member

I can but only using the tall cupboard in the bathroom to hold myself against whilst wrestling with the blighter and trying to keep it pointing down.

It seems that bending it downward whilst sporting a hard on stops the flow of pee.

answer = tilt your entire body forward.

This of course doesn't always work, especially if your pi$$ed, leave the bathroom light off, reach for the said cupboard, and miss.

Posted 2 years ago #
MrNice - Member

Getting back to the standing/sitting topic... A workmate of mine lives in switzerland and, shortly after moving in to a new flat, was instructed by a neighbour that he should sit down when peeing at night to avoid disturbing people by peeing directly into the water. He swears blind this conversation came out of the blue before he'd ever done any such thing.

Posted 2 years ago #
Harry_the_Spider - Member

^ Reason #6259 why I’m glad I’m not Swiss.

I witnessed the loos in a Chinese provincial airport about 10 years ago. It was a “squatting trough” in full view of the security desk. I was busting to go but waited until I got to the hotel, where the bathroom had more gold and marble than Liberace’s tomb.

Posted 2 years ago #
druidh - Member

Liberace is dead??

Posted 2 years ago #
Harry_the_Spider - Member

Yeah... A man not afraid of splashing on somebody else's chinos.

Sorry to break it to you like that.

Posted 2 years ago #
franksinatra - Member

Has anyone ever wondered what sort of volume of piss they can achieve?

I did one the other day which felt like a least a couple of pints.

I was so proud.

Posted 2 years ago #
Harry_the_Spider - Member

Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Posted 2 years ago #
duntmatter - Member

Haha, some real piss-priss comments here.
I'm surprised, really. Do some of you use a pair of tongs like this guy?

Posted 2 years ago #
Shibboleth - Member

Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Of course. And I like to keep a cigarette lighter on the side of the bath so I can make mini Hiroshimas by lighting the gas.

Posted 2 years ago #
Harry_the_Spider - Member

Awesome.

Pictures?

Posted 2 years ago #
zaskar - Inactive

Well if you're in a public loo and just need a pee well it helps to have the option to stand up and not catch hep B etc.

What a crappy thread... boom tish...

I do not envy women.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hairychested - Member

Shibboleth - Member

Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Of course. And I like to keep a cigarette lighter on the side of the bath so I can make mini Hiroshimas by lighting the gas.

And what tyres would you recommend?

Posted 2 years ago #
anonymouse - Member

Probaby the same tyres that Badger blew up with an excess of fart gas (see yesterday's nostalgia thread).

Posted 2 years ago #
DrJ - Member

"blue on blue" incident

PMSL. Sitting, natch.

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