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Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man?
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Posted 2 years ago #
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plant - Member
I was once using the urinals in a portakabin style loo at an event and this girl came in and used the urinal next to me. One of those few ocassions when you can't help but look!
All came clear when I saw the length of the queue for the ladies.
Have witnessed this myself. Was it ok to have been aroused?
Sit down at night, post sex and 1st thing in morning.
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I sit, it's nice to take the time to enjoy the moment. But I'm also the one in the house with loo seat issues (ie not only should the seat be down at all times, but the lid should be down when not in use).
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but the lid should be down when not in use
Here, here.
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The mrs got told by her doctor that while you can relax your bladder more when you're sitting down you can't empty it properly and that's why woman have more UTIs than men. Don't know how true that is.
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It's my "me" time so I take a seat and enjoy the moment. Sometime the outcome is with extras, sometimes it isn't.
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Yeah if you're at home then I'll sit down whether having a piss or dropping the kids off as I can catch up on the latest Dirt, MBR or STW. At work I'm in too much of a rush for a sit down
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but do you sit or stand before you wee in someones shoes and own them with a pair of bombers?
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wise man once said - dont run - walk , dont walk , ride , dont ride , sit !
applies to all but manky public lavvies !
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Not laughed so hard in ages.... Top stuff
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never really appealed to me, will give it a go later
when drunk
but that's what a Pythagoras piss is designed to deal with?
Also; I have to undo my top button / belt some days as my choice of grundy is an athletic cycling short sort of thing with no fly, and it's far easier then trying to get it over the waistband but under the top button.
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i have not laughed this hard for a while, especially when grahams is so worried about his chino splashback! total alan partridge vision popped into my head.
for the record i have not nor will ever sit down for a widdle, its against gods law.
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I seem to remember some news story about German law requiring men to sit to piss, but my google-fu is weak and I can't find it.
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How long does it take you to have a pee?
Seriously, if that's what you get up to whilst having a pee, you should think about a medical checkupit literally takes maybe 3 seconds to get my phone out and see if I have any unread mail.
But if I'm on work time I might have a quick game of Bejewelled while I'm sat there
Aim at the right bit of the urinal, however I too believe there's an inherent design flaw in all urinals which I'm currently addressing
While I'm sure every urinal has a "sweet spot" my chino testing reveals that the only truly effective technique is to stand at an angle and piss slightly sideways, but this does tend to upset the bloke standing next to you.
the same can happen when sat, leading to unknown wetting of trousers
Schoolboy error. You still need to keep a hand on it, lest the beast rise up and brush against the porcelain.
> Shaking..
I'm starting to get the feeling you really lack coordinationThe chinos don't lie. Many is the man can be seen walking out of the loo with the wet spot of shame proudly decorating his crotch.
Sitting down provides convenient paper for properly drying your nib before sheathing your quill.
Phone out while mid-loo use, hygienic.
eh? I'm not wiping my arse with it!
In, breeks down, left hand on Mr Thomson, right hand into pocket to retrieve phone.
Operations completed, phone back in pocket, clean up and re-trouser.
No opportunity for a unhealthy micturate/phone interface at all.
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any man wearing chinos deserves multiple piss stains
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The problem isn't limited to chinos though. Any pair of light-coloured slacks will reveal the same uretic friendly-fire.
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HERE IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION!
I thought this was a troll until I read the posts.
How bizarre!
Unless you have a medical problem, men stand to urinate.
Collectively. Holding hands (or whatever else comes to hand!).Posted 2 years ago # -
light-coloured slacks
same rules apply
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Class thread - STW is a mine of information.
Took a piss in the train station trough a couple of weeks back, imagine a pretty busy 10+ wide trough.
Obviously we're all eyes down, get on and get out.
Except the guy far right, who (and I wasn't about to start checking out) seemed to be 'shaking' from when I walked in to when I walked out, whilst doing a fair bit of glancing on his part.Posted 2 years ago # -
same rules apply
Khakis?
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I was having a pee in the trough / urinal at Waterloo (no pun intended) when a guy dashes in, clearly anxious, sees all the sit-downs are taken, pulls his suit trews down, backs up to the trough and, well he had liquid, explosive squits!
I’ve never seen grown men move so fast with their tackle hanging out!
I laughed all day about how many men got sprayed and how fast they all moved on mass.Posted 2 years ago # -
chinos = preppy
slacks = alan partridge
khakis = rohan mani'm happy to provide a personal shopping service at a matalan near you
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Ti29er, any pics?
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So what your saying is that it doesn't matter if you're covered in pish, as long as your sartorially-correct trousers are a dark enough colour that it isn't too obvious?
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Right, my legs have totally gone to sleep sitting here...
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The joke was on me once.
I took a communal dump in a bus station public loo in some Chinese Hell-hole during the morning rush hour back in my travelling days.
This was in 1987, so many of these men had never seen a westerner close up, let alone The fabled Missing Link (I'm very hairy) having a dump.
Just one long concrete gouge in the floor, that's all there was for us to use. Well, there we all were, sitting comfortably, some 20+ of us, all of them staring at me, many had that morning's paper in front of them, doing the cross word perhaps (?).
Well, then the westerner – me - ripped a page from his book, then another (sorry Mr Jeffery Archer), and proceeded to wipe his rear end! Lord Above! No one had ever witnessed a man wiping his backside before! I’m serious, none of the locals need use loo roll as they eat mostly rice and don’t have hairy bottoms. I caused quite a stir that day, even now it’s known as Monkey-Boy Tuesday in Canton Bus Terminal!
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I know someone who might have sat down with a boner and pished all over the bathroom. He'd had a bit to drink.
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does give you twice the chance of getting some reading done.
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I once peed while sitting.... driving a car!!!!
Serious. I was driving to Heathrow airport with my wife and our baby boy.
Traffic was heavy and there was nowhere to pull over.
And my back was aching badly from the need to go.
So I managed to get my pants down to my knees and requested a disposable nappy.
I filled two of them. Those nappies have amazing absorption qualities.
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Nzcol.
You can't pee with a boner.Posted 2 years ago # -
oh lordy sputnik
I still think if you can't piss standing up without pissing on your hand, you don't really have the coordination skills for riding a mtbPosted 2 years ago # -
Right, my legs have totally gone to sleep sitting here...
PMSL
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my mum says that it doesn't make you less of a man... and he should know... shouldn't she?
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Why do we love toilet humour so much...Class!
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Ti29er - Member
Nzcol.
You can't pee with a boner.I beg to differ. What is more, sitting down to pee with said schlong-on would certainly result in manimal/enamel interface - eugh. Which is why those above who have mentioned post-coitus sit-peeing have left me wondering how they cope...
(But not wondering to the extent that I'd like that answered.)
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