Spending cuts – Apartheid

Anybody else heard any good ones recently?

nick Clegg – Liberal Democrat

Aracer – intelligent.

cynic-al – cynical

SBZ diet – iDave diet.

really? who’s compared spending cuts to apartheid? outrageous, it’s more like the holocaust

At first I thought what a ludicrous comparison, who the **** said that……. we all in this together.

But then I remembered that Apartheid is suppose to mean “separate development” and I realised that is exactly what this government is committed to.

Two separate worlds, and yet in one country. So whilst the great mass of the people are expected to face hardship, tighten their belts, and do with less, the wealthy bankers and the privileged few will reap great rewards and maintain a secure standard of living.

More hardship for the vast majority, whilst at the same time, more wealth for a privileged few ……..Apartheid in a nutshell.

Thanks for drawing that to my attention aracer 8)

For me it’s : Spending cuts – TINA

What’s Tina done to deserve such comparison? 😯

She’s very upset. She’s here now, I’m trying to console her…

Ear, Ernie; you know about painting and stuff: how long should I let this gloss on my little cabinet harden until I can bung stuff on it without leaving an impression in the paint? Painted it Wednesday.

you know about painting and stuff

No I don’t…….I’m not a DIYer you know.

Try TJ ……. he tends to know about a lot of things.

I know about drying paint; I’ve been on here for about 8 or 9 yrs I think*

*utter, total and complete guess

what you putting on there effin’ – heavy shit or a couple of feathers or what ?

Well, just stuff like a lamp, clock radio, that sort of thing.

I tested it out yesterday, put my ‘phone down on it, but it felt very slightly ‘sticky’, you know? From past experience, I was wary of putting anything too heavy on it, as I don’t want to scar the paintwork.

Give it a few more days?

Ernie once again you are as useful as a Chocolate Teapot, or, as we call ’em round here, PCSO’s….

What’s Tina done to deserve such comparison?
She’s very upset. She’s here now, I’m trying to console her…

I’ve heard all about your ‘consoling’…
😯

Oh here we go; besmirch my Good Character why don’t you? 🙄

What’s wrong with playing Ecks-Bocks to try and cheer someone up, anyway?

Leave it over a heater Fred. You southern softies will still have them all turned on yeah?