I honestly can't understand why folk like you even bother, no offence meant BTW.
none only a bit taken GW
I'm not
really a biker - I come here for the bitching
... but it's the only sport I do routinely, so it'll have to do as a description (mind, tubby middle-aged (not) IT worker is a fairer description and that's what stw is REALLY for after all)
I "bother" 'cos I quite like biking (esp compared to running, gym etc), want to keep minimally fittish just to ward off an early death and only find time for about 2hrs a week on the bike.
Have had 2 separate weeks in the alps over the last few years, both of which about doubled the amount of riding I did for the year and resulted in massive % improvement in my skillz due to riding time. Sadly, those don't get much of an airing during the rest of my life, so they disappear quite fast.
Imagine how long it'd take me to reach your deific level even if I did practise