it appears someone has just made mine a reality

Other than being in a South American prison, can anyone think of anything more hellish than this? Seriously? Is it possible it could form a critical mass of middle class smugness, and create a black hole that causes the universe to implode? 😯

Actually the music was meant to be excellent – Norman Jay among others dj’ing…

Surely this would be worse? http://london.vegfest.co.uk/

that int that bad.
3 hours in ikea on a saturday morning, and a afternoon in world of leather choosing a new suite was my worst ever, followed by a sunday building ikea shit flatpack………i wanted to die.

3 hours in ikea on a saturday morning, and a afternoon in world of leather choosing a new suite was my worst ever, followed by a sunday building ikea shit flatpack………i wanted to die.

Shut up, I’ve got an Ikea visit coming up tomorrow 🙁

Club 18-30 holiday would be far, far worse.Not that many on here need to worry about one anymore 🙂

Binners, if it was sponsored by Greggs you would be all over that…. 😀

I’ve just realised I’m too old for an 18-30’s holiday

😀

First time being over thirty has felt good

Ton’s got it, but make it a bank holiday and throw in a visit to bicester village on the Monday 😆

locked in a room with the rest of you lot?

monkeysfeet – an ‘Artisan’ steak bake? 😆

I spent 5 hours shopping for a bathroom suite on Saturday – without the dimensions of the bathroom, with a 4 year old and a vegetarian.

Ikea

+1

My missus refuses to take me anymore. I imagine I probably enjoyed it about as much as she enjoyed my attempt at getting her into mountainbiking. I really genuinly thought Swinley blue would all be rollable without too much protest, and ddin’t have any nasty hills, apaprenlty I was wrong.

We had a scoring system last time we went on ‘The Long Walk to Freedom’ around Ikea (on Bank Holiday Monday).

1 point for parent shouting at child
5 points for parent shouting at parent
10 points for parent at staff member
20 points if mummy shouts at daddy

Think we were up to about 50 points by the time we reached the self-serve warehouse thing.

When building the extension I once had cause to go barrow 4 times in one weekend. The combination of DIY and retail parks in a dismal urban wasteland was harrowing.

Mine involves Binners and a 4-0 win for utd.

‘Car Booting’ 😯
If rummaging through mouldy old dead people’s tat is how you spend your time off your life is very wrong

The BBB?

critical mass of middle class smugness, and create a black hole that causes the universe

i thought that was known as latte-tude festival.

I’d go..

Suits my sensibilities right down to the macchiato I’m supping/savouring right this moment.

8)

Mine was Centre Parcs but then I read ‘that’ Mumsnet thread so might give it should Mrs CD ever ask me if I want to go there 😀

the horror… the horror…

Houns – Member
The BBB?

Christ yeah! If you were there it would be shit!

I’d rather go to the Festival than THIS. That would most definitely be a death sentence.