….when you see a photo of some bird you hooked up with one night and ruined on a park bench around seven years ago?

all seemed to make sense at the time. now i just want a shower.

urrgh.

er, pics please?

around seven years ago… now i just want a shower.

Long time to go without a shower.

i could do pics but she’s now in london and there is a chance, albeit slim, it could come to her attention…..

should i just post it anyway and hope no-one knows her?

noteeth – Member
around seven years ago… now i just want a shower.

Long time to go without a shower.

sounds like what we have here is another member who’s fallen foul to the dreaded crotch rot! albeit he sounds like he’s in the advanced stages! 😆

do you feel ashamed?

Did you somehow contribute to her ending up ruined on a park bench? If so, how? If not, why would you feel ashamed?

What sort of bench was it ?

…unless by “hooked up with” you mean “took advantage of a methanol induced stupor?”

ook advantage of a methanol induced stupor

That would be blindness

Post the pics. Post them now.

That would be blindness

I too was wondering if they’d resorted to the old tramps alcohol 🙂 The only methanol induced fun I know of has lots of pistons and makes a very fast vehicle!

When you say ruined, do you mean hacked to death with a hammer? Or something else? As im not sure what your worried about.

alpin is having trouble uploading the photo so has emailed it to me to post.

I am constantly amazed at how much more exciting than my own other people’s lives seem to be.

😯

Pook, where’d you find that pic of my missus?

Did you take the photo? I hope you helped her out if you did, that’s not a nice situation to be in, even if it is self induced.

robdob – Member

Did you take the photo? I hope you helped her out if you did, that’s not a nice situation to be in, even if it is self induced.

Either I’m reading the first post wrong or you are, Im reading it as he’s seen a photo of someone he screwed on a park bench some years ago. I’m not sure why this would be a problem.

And personally, when I’ve been in that situation (lying on a park bench in a serious state) the very last thing I wanted was anyone near me!

Did you take the photo? I hope you helped her out if you did, that’s not a nice situation to be in, even if it is self induced.

He bought her the drinks just so he could get the shot.

Wonderful world of google chaps

pooks photo up there is the one the BBC use on their news site to illustrate any story about binge drinking/pissed birds etc 🙂

What is the point of all this, mate?

Seriously?

point taken,bud….

Good man.

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