Fret no more, this is what makes it to mass publication.

We’re *****

Not really, she won’t be breeding, so the stupidity gene won’t be carried on to the next generation.
That’s why I’m always quietly glad when some halfwit or other offs themselves doing something really dumb; think of it as evolution in action.
Darwin would be thrilled with the Internet; hours of video proof that he was right all along.
Oh, and I won’t be either; no kids, and no chance of any.

She wants to find herself a good oak tree.

[video]https://youtu.be/Vjmqdd_mbrA[/video]

Having seen the original “evil dead” I would not rule out reproduction.

And yet when they catch me **** a tree, they call the police! So unfair

I decided not to pass on my genetic material.

That’s love fir yew.

I decided not to pass on my genetic material.

Edward Wood Would

Edward Wood Would

Wood yew beleaf it.

maccruiskeen turned over a new leaf and branches out to stand up 😉

* takes a bough *

She must be barking, but at least her partner won’t have a problem getting wood…

Brave girl to be lumbered with such a reputation

McMoonter’s driving over there now, it’s a match made in heaven. Match not being a pun in this case, that’d be pretty distasteful tbh

i predict their relationship will splinter. he may pine. but she looks like a beech.

McMoonter’s driving over there now

He’s planning to ply her with gifts I hear.

Yes, but will she still love him as they both grow Alder?

And I bet he never fails to get wood.

Do you think they’ll tie the knot?

Next week’s headlines:
Members of mtb forum arrested for loitering in woods disguised as saplings…

Whoa there, easy now epicyclo, none of that underage business on my watch!!

Acorns in your pocket sir… you’re nicked!!

When you think about it, trees use us for their sexual reproduction anyhoo, dangling their tempting fruits that we may spread their seed*.

Filthy business nature, and that’s before you get to the mulching.

*Edit~ suppose I better fit in a pun about succulent plums…

If they have a couple of kids and she suggests going for number three, he could say he was sycamore children.
Would it be easy to trace their family tree?

To answer the original question, I carry a Tritum light in my pocket, so there’s a good chance I may well mutate.

Breeding, well, not sure yet.

Also, I’m surprised she’s so happy, I wood have thought it’s only a little prick?

Hang on…. Bear, what the actual are you doing reading Closer anyway?!

Despite all this pear pressure to become more plantlike, I think we should stay men.

I’ve bred – however, judging whether a 14 yr old girl is the next step in the evolution of the human race is never going to end well!

this whole situation appalls me root and branch. no beating about the bush, she should be birched