on the subject of ID, a Bill Bryson story that I like:
A year or so ago, as a way of dealing with the increased threat of terrorism, America’s airlines began requiring passengers to present photographic identification when checking in for a flight. The first I heard of this was when I showed up to catch a plane at an airport 120 miles from my home.
“I need to see some picture ID,” said the clerk, who had the charm and boundless motivation you would expect to find in someone whose primary employment perk is a nylon tie.
“Really? I don’t think I have any,” I said and began patting my pockets, as if that would make a difference, and then pulling cards from my wallet. I had all kinds of identification-library card, credit cards, social security card, health insurance card, airline ticket-all with my name on them, but nothing with a picture.
Finally, at the back of the wallet I found an old Iowa driver’s license that I had forgotten I even had.
“This is expired,” he sniffed.
“Then I won’t ask to drive the plane,” I replied.
“Anyway, it’s fifteen years old. I need something more up to date.”
I sighed and rooted through my belongings. Finally it occurred to me that I was carrying one of my books with my picture on the jacket. I handed it to him proudly and with some relief.
He looked at the book and then hard at me and then at a printed list. “That’s not on our list of Permissible Visual Cognitive Imagings,” he said, or something similarly vacuous.
“I’m sure it isn’t, but it’s still me. It couldn’t be more me.”
I lowered my voice and leaned closer to him.
“Are you seriously suggesting that I had this book specially printed so I could sneak on to a flight to Buffalo?”