My balls are fine!

Still reckon pads generally could do with a fundamental redesign. Along with the bra and the toilet seat.

Along with the bra and the toilet seat

Can’t work them either?

jhw, buy some poc or troy lee t-bones. 661 pads are comfortable, but pretty light duty. Get the right size while you’re at it. If people are able to race dh and have their knee pads stay on I dare say they will stand up to your rattling.

I recommend having press-studs surgically attached to your arms and legs then you can clip the pads directly to those. Then use a nailgun to reinforce the fixing.

Alternatively I can heartily recommend using old soy sauce as the bottle on my sodding desk will not shift come hell or high water.

Needs to talk to Bodyform, they seem to have cracked it

cracked it.

::rolls eyes::

:O)