Tell her to do one, Ewan

Kick her to the kerb, Herb.

Sleep in the spare room, chris froome

Bin her off, Abdoujaparov

Set her square, Jalabert

No need to be coy, Chris Hoy

Stick her under the patio, Matteo.

Take loads of drugs, Lance

Giver her the sack, Lars Bak

I’m not sure this thread is going the way the OP expected….

Tell her she is smelly, Sean Kelly.
Mooly have you met…..Hooli?

Find a girl with big ‘uns, Wiggins

End it eqitably, Nibali.

Clunk…

Tell her no more, contador

Don’t delay, it will only hurt her, schurter

Tell her she’s a pain in the neck, Schleck.

Show her this thread,Fred

Tell her No, No, Nino

She wanted to spend weekend having cocktails with the girls on a Friday, then spend the rest of weekend in pj’s. I wanted to go sailing/cycling/camping/climbing/surfing/touring – generally getting out of town for the weekend and having mini adventures and enjoying whisky on mountain tops & anchorages…

Do you like pina colada?

Just end it soon, Ban Ki-moon.

Don’t dilly-dally, Boutros Boutros-Ghali

She’ll soon be missing ya, Henry Kissinger.

Don’t belittle’ er, Adolf

Give her a quick wham bam thank you Sagan!!

So a wife comes home and finds her husband on the couch in front of the TV with a bit of paper in his hand, laughing his head off.

“What happened?” she says.

“I’ve won the lottery” he says, “pack your bags”.

“Great” says the wife, “where are we going?”

And the husband says….

“What do you mean, ‘we’?”

Ba-dumdum tish. Try the fish, I’m here all week.

Dig a big hole, Dave

As the plumber said to his girlfriend – it’s over Flo

Do you like pina colada?

In the pouring rain?

Kick her into touch, Dutch

“Find a girl with big ‘uns, Wiggins”
Have to say its my favorite so far and obviously not what i was expecting .

Kick her where it hurts, Merckx

Put SWMBO in limbo, Jimbo.

This thread exhibits the typical STW male bias Mathias.

You already know what to do, Stu.

Ditch the witch, b1tch.

You just slip in the back, Jack
Stuff her some spam, Stan
Give her some joy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on her bust, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Do it with three, Lee
And get yourself free

Walk into the sunset, mumsnet

buy her a somewhat sexist Maxxis mtb calendar, Wallander

Play a game:

“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Not you any more.”

🙂

Stay with her for her sake until she resents you for it and makes your life miserable and you end up killing yourself in despair, Clare.