….just chatting to a female work colleague about work related stuff, she just out of the blue says;

“Would you like to look at pictures of my garden?”

I childishly sniggered to myself. Is that a normal male reaction or an inappropiate response ?

I want to see the pictures!

Nowt like a bit of topiary.

Indeed Harry, as I remarked to my neighbour recently I do like a neatly trimmed bush.

Trim & Edge?

I told my mother in law that she had a nice pair of jugs once.

She had just taken two tiny little milk jugs out of a cabinet…I thought it was funny, my wife (at the time she was my girlfriend of 6 months) didn’t.

I let one of the barmaids at the Tyn Y Groes know that she had (brought us) nice jugs as we sat down to dinner. 🙂

The rock variety?

I also remember asking a lady at a burger van in Basingstoke if i could check her baps for firmness before eating her burger.

I thought it was funny, but I was drunk and everything I say is hilarious when I’m drunk.

The amount of giggles i get when i recommend the spitroast chicken at work….. I do it on purpose if they are attractive ladies though!

imagine trying to keep a straight face as your girlfriends 90 year old grandma is explaing to you about her new garden helper:-

“he was on his hands and knees fiddling with my bush”

“even harry (grandad) isn’t allowed near my bush”

ha, i had to leave the room!

As I’m forever telling my family please shoot me if I ever fail to giggle at some juvenile pun, double entendre or anything that can be construed as remotely sexual.

It’s actually quiet fun to keep a dead pan straight face when saying things like “Yes, the young girl who’s moved in next door, very pretty, breeds birds you know, Great Tits. And Swallows apparently.” You can then feign digust and indignation when anyone points out the ‘obscure’ sexual reference, calling them some kind of perverse sexual delinquent.

I slightly cringe at these sorts of comments. Then again, I’m not called Benny Hill, and I’m not 12.

“he was on his hands and knees fiddling with my bush”

you’re lucky it wasn’t her Clematis he was fiddling with.

It’s actually quiet fun to keep a dead pan straight face when saying things like “Yes, the young girl who’s moved in next door, very pretty, breeds birds you know, Great Tits. And Swallows apparently.” You can then feign digust and indignation when anyone points out the ‘obscure’ sexual reference, calling them some kind of perverse sexual delinquent.

Oh I say!

I slightly cringe at these sorts of comments. Then again, I’m not called Benny Hill, and I’m not 12.

What kind of comments?

Oh. I see…my god you’re sick, do you have to bring sex into everything? You really need to see someone!

I slightly cringe at these sorts of comments. Then again, I’m not called Benny Hill, and I’m not 12.

Neither am I but a good double entendre is very funny.

Post ’em up on here – I’m sure she’d be delighted!

A young lady asked me for a double entendre yesterday, so I gave her one.