I’d love a portrait of an MP on the wall at home. Maybe Michael Gove? Or Eric Pickles? Naked. But what I really want is this, published last year……
Got a friend or relative who loves politics? Don’t know what to get them for Christmas? Want to give a gift they’ll never forget? Allow me to recommend a very special book. It’s by Keith Vaz, and is all about his career as an MP. Its title, naturally, is 25 Incredible Years.
Across 150 full-colour pages, the former Minister for Europe (May 1999-June 2001) chronicles his countless achievements. He includes photographs of all the celebrities who’ve been lucky enough to meet him (Lewis Hamilton, Gary Lineker, Frank Bruno). He documents his many important local campaigns (p105: Vaz frowning at a Flymo in an untidy garden). He reproduces glowing references from David Cameron (“I am sure Keith has much more to give to his constituents”) and Ed Miliband (“Keith has held the position of leader of the Ethnic Minority Taskforce under successive Labour leaders”).
A must have eh?