Apropos of absolutely nothing, what’s your Desert Island Roast Dinner? The rules are:

1 x Meat (sorry veggies, this ain’t your thread)
1 x Potato dish
2 x Veg
1 x wildcard accompaniment (like a yorkshire pud, or another type of potato or veg)
1 x condiment
Your choice and quantity of gravy (from light jus to crude oil in colour and consistency)
Your choice of beverage

I’ll start:

Lamb
Roast spuds
Mashed swede, red cabbage
Roast Parsnips
Mint sauce
A bit of light gravy
A pint of Habit from the Flying Monk brewery.

16 inch Tandoori Munchie Box and a glass bottle of Irn Bru

There’s always one, and it’s always you…

There’s always one, and it’s always you…

There’s always at least two, and it’s usually me and Binners.

Having said that, let’s evaluate my choice against your stated criteria and test my response for validity shall we?

Roast? – Check – A Tandoor is an oven is it not?
Meat? – Check – Chicken is meat
Potato Dish? – Chips are made of spuds.
2 types of Veg – Onion Rings and Veg pakora
Wildcard accompaniment – This is the very essence of Munchy Box.
Sauce / Gravy – “Chili sauce my friend?”

Refreshing beverage – Bru is an integral part of my cultural heritage.

I’d also wager that my calorie laden effort would sustain me on this fictional island long after you’ve eaten your own foot.

Lamb
Roast spuds
Roast parsnips( crispy!!)
Stuffing
Leeks in cheese sauce
Proper gravy from the pan juices

Glass of Trapiche Malbec Reserva

beef
mash
carrots
peas
yorkshire pud
horseradish
wet gravy
pint of best

simple

Having said that, let’s evaluate my choice against your stated criteria and test my response for validity shall we?

Roast? – Check – A Tandoor is an oven is it not?
Meat? – Check – Chicken is meat
Potato Dish? – Chips are made of spuds.
2 types of Veg – Onion Rings and Veg pakora
Wildcard accompaniment – This is the very essence of Munchy Box.
Sauce / Gravy – “Chili sauce my friend?”

Refreshing beverage – Bru is an integral part of my cultural heritage.

Well, when you put it like that I can only apologise for my initial sceptism. Maybe we should exchange a roast potato for a veg pakora, and in that way make our own tiny metaphorical dent in the cultural barricade that so sadly exists between us.

“perchypanther you will never know
anything about home
I’ll never know how good it feels
to hold you
oh no.
Oh panther I need you so…”

Rib of beef – medium rare
Roasties skins on, well seasoned with rosemary salt and pepper done in light olive oil and a knob of lard (any other form of potato invalidates it as a roast dinner)
Honey and black pepper parsnips
Buttered carrots and kale (counts as one)
Yorkshire pudding
Horseradish
A lot of gravy, black as midnight black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch, glossy but not thick, sharpened and sweetened with balsamic vinegar (cooked out)
Pint of Landlord.

Oh panther I need you so…”

mrsfry? Is that you?

Pork leg, pre-seasoned with in butter, thyme, garlic etc
Garlic roast spuds
Roast parsnips
Mashed sweet potato
Peas. Lots of peas
Apple sauce, naturally. Redcurrant Jelly is possible, I suppose.
Darkish gravy made out of pan fats and scrapings plus a bit of bacon.

Glass of a decent Barolo.

roast pork. loads of crackling
apple sauce
roast spuds
savoy cabbage
carrots
peas

had it yesterday

Pork
Mashed Potatoes (with lots of butter)
Peas & carrots
Roast Parsnips
Apple sauce
A bit of light gravy
Mead

Pork leg, pre-seasoned with in butter, thyme, garlic etc
Garlic roast spuds
Roast parsnips
Mashed sweet potato
Peas. Lots of peas
Apple sauce, naturally. Redcurrant Jelly is possible, I suppose.
Darkish gravy made out of pan fats and scrapings plus a bit of bacon.

Glass of a decent Barolo.

See, now, it’s your choice and everything but, just, no. No. No. No.

had it yesterday

Lucky you, what about the roast dinner? 😉

Ok it’s a desert island where are you going to get the oven and and other produce that are not native to the island?

They washed up in a shipping container, duh.

Aldi

The meat will be off you will all get food poisoning

Ok it’s a desert island where are you going to get the oven and and other produce that are not native to the island?

Same place I got my Bible and Complete Works of Shakespeare – and my Barry Manilow albums.

1 x Meat – 1.5″ thick cross cut veal shin
1 x Potato dish – difficult, not keen on taters
2 x Veg – onion, carrot, celery…
1 x wildcard accompaniment – gremolata
1 x condiment – see wildcard
Your choice and quantity of gravy – part of the dish I’m afraid
Your choice of beverage – bottle of Casa Belfi Col Fondo Prosecco to start with followed by a bottle of Abbazia di Novacella-Kloster Neustift Praepositus Lagrein Riserva Sudtiroler.

Cote de bouef
Gratin dauphinois

You can keep the rest

The meat will be off you will all get food poisoning

bottle of Abbazia di Novacella-Kloster Neustift Praepositus Lagrein Riserva Sudtiroler.

TL;DR. Just pour it out. 🙂

OP deserves a ban for posting this on a Monday. In my household none of these menus are actionable until next weekend. 👿

In my household none of these menus are actionable until next weekend.

Not all.

The Snappy Chapati delivers 7 days a week…..

https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-snappy-chapati-ml2/menu

1 x Meat
– Rib of Beef
1 x Potato dish
– Roast Spuds (Obvs.)
2 x Veg
– green veg medly (leeks, courgette, peas, fried with butter)
– carrot & swede mash
1 x wildcard accompaniment
– Yorkshire pudding
1 x condiment
– horseradish.
– thick gravy, considerable amounts of.

Rib of beef (rare)
Roast potatoes
Cabbage, carrots
Yorkshire pudding
No condiment (hate horseradish sauce & mustard)
Lots of rich gravy (I actually like Bisto Best instant but I may take some flak for saying that…)
Rioja

2 x Veg
– green veg medly (leeks, courgette, peas, fried with butter)
– carrot & swede mash

Whoah there sonny, that’s plain cheating.

Lots of love for beef I see. Something I can never really understand, cos it doesn’t really taste of anything, it just tastes like ‘meat’.

Whoah there sonny, that’s plain cheating.

I assumed you meant Veg dish, as you’d put potato dish in the category above.

😛

Lots of love for beef I see. Something I can never really understand, cos it doesn’t really taste of anything, it just tastes like ‘meat’.

Yeah, and chicken – just tastes of rat, frog, and everything that isn’t proper meat really.

Those who haven’t got peas listed … Do you have a full-english without baked beans ? …. Weird.

Lamb
Roast pots
peas, leeks
BAKED RICE … A Rose family tradition (think it’s a Jewish, which we aren’t, thing out of the Eastend, which we were) … boil rice, add a chopped onion and juices from the lamb then roast for half hour until top is crunchy…. Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm
Mint sauce .. especially mixed into the rice.
Gravy … thick
Anything Red

BAKED RICE … A Rose family tradition (think it’s a Jewish, which we aren’t, thing out of the Eastend, which we were) … boil rice, add a chopped onion and juices from the lamb then roast for half hour until top is crunchy…. Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm

New. Weird. Interesting…

I like it.

(You drain the rice and then add the other stuff, yeah?)

Lots of rich gravy (I actually like Bisto Best instant but I may take some flak for saying that…)

Nah, I like it. Will add meat juices to it though.

Will add meat juices to it though.

And make it with the water from the veg

1 x Meat – Chicken or turkey
1 x Potato dish – Roast potatoes (must be crispy)
2 x Veg carrots or green beans
1 x wildcard accompaniment: Yorkshire pud
1 x condiment – None
Your choice and quantity of gravy: Thick, flavoursome and plentiful, covering everything.
Your choice of beverage – White wine

1 x Meat – Chicken or turkey

Decide man!

2 x Veg carrots or green beans

You can have both!

Alright alright!! Turkey and green beans.

(You drain the rice and then add the other stuff, yeah?)

Yep … mum and the Mrs who HAD to learn it, (and now begrudgingly likes it) transfer into a pyrex bowl for the roasting.

Lots of love for beef I see. Something I can never really understand, cos it doesn’t really taste of anything, it just tastes like ‘meat’.

90% of beef is like that, you need to find the good well-hung stuff.

You’ve forgotten to mention the most important part of a roast dinner:
The pudding.
Not Yorkshire pud but the sweet, fruit, chocolate, cake type, meringue or maybe even cheese.

Apple crumble, surely?