The OP didn’t mention that it had to be cheap, just that it’s what you want…
i interpreted the title ‘describe your bike of the future’ to mean:
‘what bike do you think you’ll be buying in 10 years?’
I think it will be.
energy prices are going up, material costs are going up, labour costs are going up, food prices are going up, housing costs are going up, pay is not going up.
our (my) expenditure on luxury goods is going to be squeezed. that will include fancy-pants mtb stuff. Any bike i’ll be buying in 10 years will likely be ‘simple and durable’ than ‘fully integrated with the web3.0’
(mainly, i just have a hankering for a Surly Krampus)