Make sure you wash your hands after using it and before going to the loo. 😳

Have you frozen your knob? If so, that is the absolute best time to do a DIY Prince Albert.

The same advice also applies to chopping up chilli peppers 😳 😳

I think I will pass on the DIY Price Albert thanks.

+1 for the chillies. aahhhhhh

Did it a few weeks ago preping a curry. The boys were warm for sometime afterwards.

is "Deep Freeze" a euphemism ?

Had same issue with a menthol-infused ibuporofen pain relief gel once. oops.

Fiery Jack!

Deep heat on yer bum cheek tingles somewhat also

How would it compare to the Original Source Mint experience?

Not unlike it, i'd imagine – eek!

The same advice also applies to chopping up chilli peppers

Also be wary of picking your nose.

Also be wary of picking your nose.

Especially whilst cycling in the vicinity of speed bumps !

When I was at uni a friend of mine got bits of dried / crushed chilli inside his foreskin. The first we knew of it was when he came back from the bathroom then started running around in tears crying. The next thing we knew was when we followed him back into the bathroom and found him sitting in a basin full of cold water.

When I was at uni a friend of mine got bits of dried / crushed chilli inside his foreskin.

what the hell type of sexual antics gave rise to this!!

a quick squirt of deep heat in the gusset of a team-mate's kecks was a staple of sports tour behaviour.

The wise man would keep his kecks with him even while playing.

I wonder if that's an issue at Edgbaston this afternoon.

@ Surfer

When I was at uni a friend of mine got bits of dried / crushed chilli inside his foreskin.
what the hell type of sexual antics gave rise to this!!

Nothing so exciting I'm afraid–the hidden perils of communal cooking…

Nothing so exciting I'm afraid–the hidden perils of communal cooking…

There are many questions here. The main one is why was it out in the communal cooking area?

We won a medal at the british Students XC champs many years ago. It wasnt the colour we wanted so a certain under performer got the fiery jack on the scrotum treatment on the bus back.

There are many questions here. The main one is why was it out in the communal cooking area?

Presumably, Mattie_h's uni friend was providing the cheese needed for the recipe 😉

I accidently squirted myself in the trouser area the other day with one of the Swine Flu alcohol hand wash things that have appeared at work. 😯

I am still entirely at a loss to understand how a foreskin full of dried chilli gets to be a "communal cooking" accident. 😯

sorry if this kills the thread

… but you may have condemned the female contingent of the forum to lifelong chastity 🙁

Sorry for misunderstanding: we were cooking when he took a bathroom break–at which point 'contact' occured…

Vinyl gloves to chop chillies for me, the peppery hotness is only fat soluble as I found out the hard way. Washed hands, washed hair, changed contact lenses. Eyes watered and hurt for quite some time. 😯