Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 42 total)
  • Dear STW..
  • Merak
    Full Member

    How would you go about removing this old clothes line pole?

    I was thinking about cutting it near the base then smashing concrete round it cutting again then concrete again.

    What say you? Lots of clever folk on here, good to glean some info if I can.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Nuke it from orbit.

    richmars
    Full Member

    I wouldn’t cut the pole, it may be handy having something to pull later.

    Esme
    Free Member

    Turn into a “feature”. Hanging baskets perhaps, or grow runner beans up it. Or use both poles for a hammock.

    Or . . . how about using it to dry your washing 🙄

    jonba
    Free Member

    As above, try smashing the base first, you might find there isn’t a substantial lump there and then you can use the pole to free up most of it.

    You could dig round it to see how much concrete is actually there. You’ve got to hope it was done on the cheap and whoever put it in used the absolute minimum.

    perthmtb
    Free Member

    Attach it to the back of your car with a steel cable and pull it out – what could possibly go wrong?

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkuG_RTS15I[/video]

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    richmars – Member
    it may be handy having something to pull later.

    *sniggers*

    lovewookie
    Full Member

    one of these?

    or a medium duty one.

    break and pull..

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Worst
    Maypole
    Ever.

    cookeaa
    Full Member

    Lop off pole at ground level, use the ready made slab to build a nice BBQ? Assuming it’s a nice spot for a BBQ?

    Solo
    Free Member

    How would you go about removing this old clothes line pole?

    Thermic lance?

    jambalaya
    Free Member

    As above dig round the pole to see how much cement there is. Had similar situation with a basket ball hoop installed on the drive of a house we bought, fortunately there wasn’t that much concrete. Dug it up whole then cut the pole, as above don’t cut the pole first as it could be useful for applying leverage.

    binners
    Full Member

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    thegreatape
    Free Member

    I had four of those in my lawn, each one embedded in so much concrete it looked like Robert McAlpine himself had been using my garden to practice in. So they got cut off as low as possible, below grass level, and each one given a little grass toupee. Seems to be fine.

    EDIT Not four of those ^, sadly.

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    cut it as flush as poss then core-drill it out. Failing that pick-axe and a shovel??

    willard
    Full Member

    MOAB, for all your concrete removal needs:

    scruff9252
    Full Member

    Thermite

    jam1e
    Free Member

    I’d suggest attacking it from below

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Hire one of these

    z1ppy
    Full Member

    Having tied to break up the concrete on the base of one, I’d just dig it out. Have chopped off the top of one as a “last solution” option bar.. & had to use it on a stuck BB (two of us, one holding the frame and one using the bar eventually got it!)

    andytherocketeer
    Full Member

    one of those machines that can grub out apple trees form an orchard?

    then put a pond in the hole that will appear

    cloudnine
    Free Member

    The weeds, the fence, your rusty pole and unkempt bush… where to start?

    munkyboy
    Free Member

    Remove the one behind to see how it’s best done

    unovolo
    Free Member

    Is it make space for the bodies your hiding under that tarp?

    Drac
    Full Member

    The weeds, the fence, your rusty pole and unkempt bush

    All very 70s.

    iain1775
    Free Member

    I’d start by cutting the grass
    Then thinking about it over a beer

    Northwind
    Full Member

    I took one of those out for my folks, it was an easy sledgehammer job to break up the concrete, but then it was pretty low quality concrete. I am not a concretist, but yours doesn’t look that great either?

    CountZero
    Full Member

    The weeds, the fence, your rusty pole and unkempt bush

    There’s the pitch for a movie, right there!
    Suggestions for the cast, anyone?

    eddiebaby
    Free Member

    Turn into stripper pole. Host most popular BBQs in town.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Get some professionals in.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84[/video]

    JoeG
    Free Member

    Tree spade

    toppers3933
    Free Member

    Just like everyone else I have nothing constructive to add. I removed something similar a few years ago. Started out thinking it was going to be fairly straightforward until I found that actually there was roughly the same amount below the surface. It was hard work.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Tree spade

    Racist.

    muggomagic
    Full Member

    I’m thinking a net, ball and some sand……

    dudeofdoom
    Full Member

    I was at a bbq last year wiv a pole like that an a few beers…

    Fatally a mate reckoned I wouldn’t be able to pole dance an then complained he was traumatised after my little routine 🙂

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    Smash the concrete.

    A bit of high pressure hosing around the base of the pole and start wiggling it.

    Maybe some pole dancing on it a la dudeofdoom will loosen it faster and be more fun. 🙂

    welshfarmer
    Full Member

    Be sure to wear the correct clothing for the job (sorry, just an excuse to post the link 🙂 )

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisnTrfBkF4[/video]

    cheese@4p
    Full Member

    You could try dropping a lit banger or three down the inside. Or maybe get it realy hot with a blowtorch so it expands and cracks the concrete, then coolit with iced water so you can pull it out.

    Murray
    Full Member

    Hire a bloke with a hydraulic breaker. That’s what I do with the fence posts set in concrete mixed with flint.

Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 42 total)

The topic ‘Dear STW..’ is closed to new replies.