…especially you, fat-man-on-the-rower-who’s-spasmodically-jerking-the-handle-back-and-forth-while-watching-TV*.

For the sake of my nose and the general health of people who use them year-round and not just in the first week of January, SHOWER once in a while.

Don’t just chuck the same clothes in the bag ready for next time and if you think your shoes “might pong a bit”, imagine what it’s like for the rest of us.

* There’s a reason why you’re still fat after six months.

spasmodically-jerking-the-handle-back-and-forth-while-watching-TV.

But let’s fact it, we’ve all been there.

oooooh get you

Get out the gym get a life

Don’t just chuck the same clothes in the bag ready for next time and if you think your shoes “might pong a bit”, imagine what it’s like for the rest of us.

Do we use the same gym? That’s my strategy, I just hang them on the radiator at work to dry and then re-use….

* There’s a reason why you’re still fat after six months.

Probably the unwelcome reception they get from people who think it’s *their* gym….they pluck up the courage to make the first step, and instead of support, they get your scorn.

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I read that as fat-man-in-the-shower. It made the rest seem much worse in retrospect

Probably the unwelcome reception they get from people who think it’s *their* gym….they pluck up the courage to make the first step, and instead of support, they get your scorn.

Not so. I admire fat people who actively seek to lose weight. Subjecting me to a chemical attack at the same time is a different matter!

There’s plenty of fresh air outside doing real exercise

no no no, the worst thing are idiots in vests with gloves WHO TAKE UP A MACHINE WHILE SITTING ON THEIR PHONE!!!! ARGH GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC

I use a PT who has his own gym (well rents one), so there is never anyone else there….

Ooooooooooooo – get the uppity gym bunnies?!!

Perhaps he should be, post ‘work out’, sat self-consciously flexing a bulging bicep, while flicking nonchalantly through a copy of …

Which, once you get over the strange feeling you get in the shower, that you desperately try to ignore, is absolutely indistinguishable from…

😆

Ooooooooooooo – get the uppity gym bunnies?!!

You are genuinely saying that it’s socially acceptable to wear the same stinking clothes and shoes in a public place for weeks on end?

There’s plenty of fresh air outside doing real exercise

I LOLed.

You are genuinely saying that it’s socially acceptable to wear the same stinking clothes and shoes in a public place for weeks on end?

It depends whether you regard gyms as public places, or ghetto’s for terminally narcissistic sociopaths, with a penchant for expensive grooming products, and a nagging confusion about why they can never establish lasting relationships with girls 😆

Can’t recall where I saw it but I quite liked it:

To all those complaining about gym newbies crowding gyms in January, did you see us moaning when you came to our pubs in December?

🙂

And LOL @ binners 🙂

To all those complaining about gym newbies crowding gyms in January, did you see us moaning when you came to our pubs in December?

Brilliant! White wine spritzer? 😆

Binners, I think you missed one,

It depends whether you regard gyms as public places, or ghetto’s for terminally narcissistic sociopaths, with a penchant for expensive grooming products, and a nagging confusion about why they can never establish lasting relationships with girls

🙂