You scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby little weasel.
Only had the plot 6 months. Probably spent 100 hours this year digging it out, planting etc - first trip down today for 2 weeks to do some weeding, and the first vegetables that are coming to fruition (broccoli) and you've already robbed 3 of what I can only assume were the largest as the others aren't even ready.
I hope whilst steaming them, you drop the boiling pan on your foot, go hopping through the house in pain, slip over your copy of weasel-weekly in your living room and land head first in the fireplace. I'll be sat at the top of the chimney waiting for you.