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  • dealing with random texts….
  • neilnevill
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    Okay, out of the blue today I’ve been getting some random texts from an unknown number along the lines of
    ‘Hiya you, Hailey here, how are yuo today xxxx’
    nothing more risque than that but my guess is Miss Hailey met a guy last night and either wrote down the wrong number or the guy gave her a made up number….mine by pure chance.
    She is being persistant at the moment. Do I.
    A. Just ignore it, she will realise the mistake soon enough.
    B. Reply politely informing her she has the wrong number
    C. Have some fun and start some saucy texting
    D. Arrange to meet her.
    E Give the nimber out for STW massif to play around with.

    donsimon
    Free Member

    D.

    Liftman
    Full Member

    E

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    Houns
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    C or if you can’t do it E and send it to me

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    Thanks Houns. I think I could think of a few things to say, but feel free to make a suggestion for consideration 😀

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    This can only go well.

    Bar’s open, my round.

    j_me
    Free Member

    F: text and say she had better book an checkup at the GUM clinic

    saleem
    Free Member

    Get her to send you a pic as she might be a mooooooooooooooooooooooter

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    LOL at F! I like! I think that could end it though….surely we can have more fun before using that line? 😆

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    saleem, I’m guessing she is
    A. Not a clever girl….as she can’t write a number down correctly
    B. Not the type of girl to give you number too.

    So TBH, my option D is not going to happen!

    allthepies
    Free Member

    <boring reply>Checked the number isn’t a premium one and any txt you send will cost you £££ ?</boring reply>

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    That had gone through my mind but it looks like a normal mobile number
    07790 and so on

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    It’s your other half with a PAYG sim. She’s testing your fidelity. Tell hayley that you are trapped in a loveless sham of a relAtionship, and you wNt a photon of her tits.

    If the other half tries to stab you over dinner, don’t say I didn’t warn you.0

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    LoL! I’m single. Although I do have a 2nd date with a lovely girl next week…..if it’s her then finding out what she’s like now seems the way to go!

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    okay…anybody know what ‘wuu2 x’ means? I think this relationship has a problem….I don’t understand the txt spk of modern youth! 😀

    billybob
    Free Member

    where you 2

    EDIT – What are you up to? According to Google

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    wuu2 = what u up 2

    Translated roughly as “I say old chap, what are you doing on this fine evening?”

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    Ahh ha. thanks.

    Northwind
    Full Member

    OK, you should take into account the fact that she’s clearly about 16

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    I am….which is kind of ruling out C….or at least C and any suggestons from Houns. Although she doesn’t seem backward at coming forward….

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I’m trying to type something without coming across as a pervert.

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    too late for that Yeti.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Ahh well, let Houns and I suggest you some stuff to msg her with and we’ll see where we get to…

    Haha… the mods have sorted out my ‘freudian slip’ in my previous post. Ta 🙂

    crazy-legs
    Full Member

    Ahh well, let Houns and I suggest you some stuff to msg her with and we’ll see where we get to…

    Oh this is going to end badly…

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    suggest away….I have power of veto though…being my phone and all.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    What’s been your most recent text from her?
    What have we got to work with…

    project
    Free Member

    My ex girl freinds number started 07790, and her name was Hailey, and she had a thing for cyclists, in fact she met a fellow cyclist and the rest is history………………………………………………………….

    neilnevill
    Free Member

    Not much to go on so far Yeti. The first text I mentioned to start with, 2nd was something short, ‘heya xx’ very soon after the first. last text was the recent txt spk and kisses. I’m playing option A so far.

    project….well unless I’ve got even more drunk than usualy recently I’m fairly confident I’ve not actually met Miss Hailey….nah…I positive.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    A non-commital “Hey, not much… what are you up to? x x” seems sensible…

    We’ll have to continue this tomorrow.

    bravohotel8er
    Free Member

    Ask her whether she fancies 200mm up the front?

    petrieboy
    Full Member

    Maybe a subtle question about work just to make sure we’re not dealing with a schoolgirl??

    project
    Free Member

    Ask Hailey about tyres, and rubber, she liked rubber,

    SurroundedByZulus
    Free Member

    Ask her if she takes it in the tradesmans entrance.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Ask her whether she fancies 200mm up the front?

    This.

    SurroundedByZulus
    Free Member

    Given that the majority on here are mincers I’d say that they’re more liable to have something soft and squishy that is more at the 100mm end of the spectrum rather than 200mm.

    R.lepecha
    Full Member

    120mm seems the most popular.

    Ask her if she likes pigs? as in Ragleys.

    Or if she has an STD? the Cove type.

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Mine is adjustable

    Pook
    Full Member

    200mm? I get junk emails that I can forward on if you like…. 😉

    Stu_N
    Full Member

    B

    maybe I’m a saddo, but why mess with someone’s feelings?

    R.lepecha
    Full Member

    I’m a saddo

    FYP

    Cos its fun.

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