Found this on the beach a few years ago. ( Saunton Sands N. Devon) It’s always puzzled me is that a bite or not? If so’ was it a fatal bite or was the dolphin dead already and victim of a scavenger. What kind of beastie would have been the culprit?

Propeller?

Ignore them, they’re being silly on porpoise.

Don’t be Flipperant

Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

And here I was thinking it was a yoga pose…

Eel have to come up with something better than that

Fin

Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

Loving your work.

Cod this thread has sunk to new depths

I’m Harbouring thoughts that I’m not going to get a sensible answer.

Maybe you need something that you can get your Jaws in to ?

Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

What is the porpoise of all these puns?

Hake all the punning? It’s giving me the Right old Humpback I’ll have you know.

Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .

Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .
No need to keep Carping on about it though.

This threads started to flounder

This thread has just clicked with some folk.

You lot should Blenny well grow up and stop being a Grouper fools!

Right no good, best get my skates on

This is making me groan. In fact, I just let out a killer wail.

Typical STW, OP asks a serious question, gets a load of nonsense back. I think you’re all being a bit shellfish.

Cut himself shaving?

Cougar –
Loving your work.

I don’t think you should enDorsal this kind of behaviour.

These puns are pollocks. Expected better from this plaice.

New Aliens film?

I feel that the tide has turned on this thread,time to Scale it back .

Sweeney Pod or Jack the Flipper?

Sorry, Bream a naughty boy in the post above.

This thread is being orcastrated by someone.

(please make it stop, please!)

You Angling to have this thread closed? That is an Elver cheek!

Whoever first bRoached the subject should have his head on a pike

OP isn’t getting any sensible answers but you all seem to be having a whale of a time.

<aside- I just spent ages trying to work out a pun on marsupial, before I remember that’s kangaroos, dolphins are ceteceans. And I can’t come up with any cetecean puns that aren’t racist>

Despite this thread being Brill, these puns are giving me a Haddock

All these crap puns are making me feel like hitting the Bottle (if you Nose what I mean)