The ladies have ganged up on me.
David Blaine in a box is nothing to a near month of this hell. Feel my pain.

Oh, alright then

Hate to say it but I saw “Smooth Christmas” appear some weeks ago when scrolling through the DAB list in the hunt for BBC 6 Music.

Was in Prague 2 weeks ago think we saw 1 Xmas tree in the middle of a shopping Centre that was all the Xmas bobbins we saw

Leaving Luton airport I was first angry upon hearing Last Christmas then struck with sympathy for the staff there who will have to listen to it on rotation every shift for the coming 6 weeks and stare at the gaudy decorations festooning every window display

Radio one have agreed to hold off in the day time until monday

We were in the Liberty Christmas shop in early October. Lovely Mariah Carey like lite-muzak.

Those staff, I felt sorry for…

SOMA from San Francisco is where it’s at for irreverent Christmas music. It’s the station of choice on the big day here.

I can get away with this in the shop

But not this