breadcrumb – Member
I’ve just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

It took you that long?

Ashtonishing!!!!!

Bliley, didn’t realise this thread was still lumbering along. I’ve been stumped for ages for any more puns.

I’ve just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

Then you alder read them more carefully next time

You’re all barking.

To the OP – life’s a beech.

Anyway, you need to let it go. No point in arboring a grudge.

I’m sure we’re all rooting for OP’s wife

woah there fellers – doesn’t bad news come in trees ? There may be another brush with misfortune to come before he can cedar bright side

This thread only has a veneer of respectability left. And that could easily varnish.

Very poor service, yew must be wild.

I’m going to put my Wellingtonia on as the Dogwood like to go for a walk.

Ahhh, I think I saw the tree surgeon, he was working on a weird vine/beanstalk thing nearby. Apparently the huge fella at the top has cataracts and as a result really struggles to see. Well, part way through he noticed the gruff big fella sat on his front garden with the newspaper and he ended up watching for ages…

Well, your wouldn’t thin a half blind giant red, wood you?

Close enough dannyh?

Close, but no cedar.

Is no one going to rekindle this thread?

When he arrives, box his ears. And then shoe him, and his family for good measure.

You lot should be birched for this thread. Meh who gives a Fig what I say.

Was it the National Hospital for Nyewrosurgery – in Bloomsberry ?

5 pints with lunch ? So no Oak aged Whisky .Did you drink in the main bar or the cork and bottle ?

There are too many posts on here now and the OP can’t see the wood for the trees

He might need a yew pair of glasses then

One thing’s for sure, when that tree surgeon shows up he willow the OP an explanation.

He’d better have a roburst excuse for his treehaviour.

Holly Molly, some of these are treely awful!

If he had turned up he’d have been Robinia at that price anyway.Perhaps he had a big event in his Privet life and couldn’t get there.

I’d suggest that you need to cheer yourself up, go test ride a new bike, I’d recommend a Giant, red would be nice, better than blue, perhaps a 29er?

did you get sctratchings in the pub? I can never get any down my local as they attract a very tedious man. You see, our bore eat ’em.

Make no misteak, they will divide and conker

Frankly it sounds like he’s running rings round you. Ivy number fir a good one if yew need it.

Perhaps he had to see his Elderly aunt Maple and change her Gorse dressing?

Bunch of budding comedians….the lot of yew.

This is very confusing…time for some plane talking please

Why so ashen faced, spruce yewself up. Cherry up, here have a twiglet

I’ve just twigged on that a few posts are puns.

very clever, I saw what yew did there

You’ve had yer chips then. As I said I have a number acacia need it…he’s from chiselhurst.

Are you off down the pub again op ? I would drink some cedar ,Dry Blackthorn is nice

maybe he was busy mulch’in his girlfriend