Had monday off to take my wife to a hospital appointment,only to have the hospital cancel on the morning of the visit due to unforseen circumstancies and reshedule the appointment for four months time.
Then waited for the tree surgeon to turn up monday afterrnoon to do some work and he failed to show up without a call or text.

Is it to much to ask for people to do what they say they going to do.

I had a nice breakfast followed by 5 pints in my local

hic.

hth

It’s now Tuesday ❓

Then waited for the tree surgeon to turn up monday afterrnoon to do some work and he failed to show up without a call or text.

You sure he didn’t leaf a message?

You sure he didn’t leaf a message?

Why wood he do that ?

I haven’t got a job yet after being made redundant nearly three weeks ago. Q_Q

You sure he didn’t leaf a message?

Fir what reason?

Yew should have called him.

I haven’t got a job yet after being made redundant nearly three weeks ago. Q_Q

I bet GTA is getting a battering 8)

Mobile or leylandliine?

I’d have twigged after 1/2 hour he was a no show and gone out on the bike.

Mobile or leylandliine?

Yew should have called him.

Fir what reason?

I have created a monster. I should have my posting rights revoaked.

Oak come on, it’s not that bad.

Perhaps he’s branched out into other fields of work

You lot are a bunch of saps. Utterly barking!

I think you need to get to the root of the issue.

You should’ve called them to get to the root of their issue

Edit

Dammit 😡

A whole day off, just to have it rowaned by someone not turning up. Call the copse.

I have created a monster. I should have my posting rights revoaked.

Cedar point, but woodn’t be a poplar decision.

Cedar point, but woodn’t be a poplar decision.

I dunno. Think it’s best if I just log off.

In fact you’d better make that Special Branch.

Nearly pissing myself now.

These puns are so bad. They are sapling all my strength.

I dunno. Think it’s best if I just log off.

Don’t be such a pussy willow.

It might be time to axe this thread.

Walnut it have been better to wait. I’m sure Alder problems don’t need sorting now.

These puns are so bad, somebody should call the copse

I’m sycamore of this. This is just Plane silly now.

boxfish – Member
These puns are so bad, somebody should call the copse

Would that be a trunk call?

Fir heavens sake. Will you all stop larching about. Beech sensible.

Anyway, have you spoken to the tree surgeon yet, and did he just Palm you off?

I can’t think of any more. Best let sleeping logs lie.

He’s probably at home after munching on acorn on the cobb, conkered out on the sofa.

Maple you should discuss it with your Elders, bit it’s a Monkey Puzzle to me?

Maybe the tree surgeon just Saw a better earner elsewhere. Maybe in Cork?

It would make him more Poplar

Come on now, these are getting weak. It’s time to spruce this up a bit.

If anyone can get ‘giant redwood’ into this I’ll bough down before yew.

Heh heh,cheered me up no end might go to the unicorn then the forresters and spend some of his money.

Well don’t sit at home pine ing. Surely you called him to conifer your Dis sap ointment.

Is it possible that hebe making a mistake?

Or when he made his excuses it want a case of that old chestnut.

I’ve just twigged on that a few posts are puns.