Post delete!

Lol awesome.

*deletes e-mail from profile*

😆

Golf eh? How’s your swing..er, hole in one?

Just kidding,

MTB GIRLS ARE TROUBLE!!

Trust me

Trust you?

ORLY?

Tbf I met my last partner of six n half years from a MTB forum/website so I’m open to the idea of dating online. Especially as work romances don’t work and I tend to just look like an aggressive sweaty idiot at the squash club!

My profile pic on POF. Email in profile if you like what you see.

kudos – YGM

Sorry buddy, I only bat for one side.

so I’m open to the idea of dating online

Yes! 8)

Sorry buddy, I only bat for one side

That’s not the story round here……

He didn’t say WHICH side….

GolfChick and training to be a fully qualified careers advisor within my role

Not exactly a difficult job is it? I mean, someone says “should i get a job” you say “Yes” Job(sic) done…….. 😉

OP remember to write your profile as… Hobbies: reading a good book, pub lunches, beach holidays, snuggling up on the sofa..

Basically you are a human whale then that doesnt **** move.

If you have a small child, hold it up in your profile pic on the ‘I want to meet someone to get off with’ website.

Or..

Photo of you holding a glass of wine grinning.

Basically like 99% of female profiles?

Doesnt matter though as you’ll still receive 30emails instantly; 20 from players/(married men), 9 from socially disfunctional weirdo’s who will text you every morning and evening like an alarm clock (thinking thats how to develop a relationship) and 1 from a genuinely nice bloke. Maybe. Just maybe. 🙂

Guardian Soulmates or Times encounters are ok.

Met the person I think I will spend the rest of my life with this way 🙂

That’s not the story round here……

Everyone has a price!! Mine is an extra large tub of haagen dazs.

Everyone has a price!! Mine is an extra large tub of haagen dazs.

Can’t see the pic that well, but it looks like your poison is Edy’s Cookie Douche.

MTB girls are Defo trouble, they go embarrassing and showing you men up all the time!

First thing I thought there was “that’s in IBM 5160,” then was hit by a horrible bolt of self-awareness as to why I’m out of the running.

I met my wife on Fitness Singles…..

Fitness Singles….

That was the site I was thinking about.

http://www.fitness-singles.com/

^that must have been awkward. Did you know she was on it? 🙂

GolfChick – Member
MTB girls are Defo trouble, they go embarrassing and showing you men up all the time!

Prove it 😉

These threads are pure 4.30pm work gold. Love it, keep it coming.

Hora.
Beach holidays are boring as hell but I’m going to whistler next year so I’ll add that.
Children. No thank you that’s why I split from last partner.
Wine glass. No thanks I’m practically T total.
Does that up my chances of the genuine guys as I’ll put off all the other tossers?!

Hammyuk. How about a photo of me after I broke my jaw in three places and smashed out a few teeth. Although that tends to work against the representation of skill?!

I met the current MrsIHN on eHarmony.

At some point I plan to sue.

^that must have been awkward. Did you know she was on it?

She’s cool about it, we have an agreement….

😉

Cookie Douche.

Sounds a bit ‘specialist’.

I am loving this thread.
Special award for sc-xc.
Genius.

That’ll do – at least I’ll know what you look like in the morning…..

I’m in the same boat.

No seriously, I used to own a Mk 2 Golf, have Dogs, love MTBing am T total only do ” disposable ” children ( Godaughter who I babysit sometimes ) and enjoy the simple life.

Can’t imagine there’s anyone like Me out there……

Sorry I don’t get on with dogs, so I’m out.

How….. Just how… On so many levels…..

Seeing as I’ve had a fairly crappy time of it lately, this thread has thoroughly cheered me up!

She is fairly loveable tbh!

Is your dog single?

Asking for a friend…

She is lovely.

Here’s my 2 when I popped back at lunch, don’t know why I bought them a bed each when they curl up together

Hang on. Are Simmy and Golfchick flirting via the medium of dog pics?

Hang on. Are Simmy and Golfchick flirting via the medium of dog pics?

😉

Dogging?

I’ve used this one in the past with spectacular results..

I’m not sure if genital herpes was worth it though 😳

😉

Hang on. Is Simmy now flirting with me through the medium of emoticons?