I smashed my ankle to bits falling over a suitcase. Heading to the airport, the house had a couple of steps to get down to road level, I’m carrying the case down them. I put my foot down badly and slip, wrapping my leg round the suitcase.
It turns out that applying 20kg of luggage to right point on the leg is enough force to snap both bones and leave me with a plate and four or five pins in it.
The only good point was that it was on the way home from my holiday so I got an extra couple of days sitting immobile in the sun waiting for the insurance company to find me a new flight home as I missed the one I was booked on due to being on the way to hospital.