Me, in Paris to an old lady with a funny haircut and not nice uniform who had just been very helpful with Metro directions.
‘Merci Monsieur.’ (cue much giggling from the missis and daughter)
The other week, while watching the same daughter fluently using an iPad
me. ‘It’s like watching Russ Conway’
Mrs. ‘Who’s Russ Conway?’
me. ‘He’s a pianist’
Mrs. ‘You’re a penis’.
😀