When I was road riding with a team back in the early and mid eighties, some of my friends used to carry two water bottles: one for water; the other for orange juice. The purpose of the latter, in case you haven't guessed, was to spray offending cars with an inconvenient sticky substance.
I was just thinking on my way home, when some **** tried to squeeze me into a curb, how much I would have liked to pull out a water pistol filled with juice.
Is that evil?

