You’d think the ice cream pink was the most outstanding feature of that house wouldn’t you?
No. The 4 foot porcelain Alsatian in the window steals the show.
Still, people know where I live with little explanation:
“Oh, by the pink house?”
*sigh*
“Yes. Next to the yellow one, Mine’s the unconventional brick colour”
“Why have they painted it pink?”
“I don’t ****** know!!”