stunning! All it’s missing is some cat shit in the borders and a burnt patch on the lawn where the dogs piss. And an overflowing wheelie bin, but not on the lawn.
I’ve watched enough CSI to recognise a body buried at the back there with a few token flowers plonked on top. How is Mrs Bearnecessities, can we see a picture of her please holding a copy of the Sunday gardening supplement?
Ooh, they are in Maryland. I think they’ll probably be able to do the OP’s garden with some decorative paving. Might have enough space to park a motorbike on 😆
EDIT hang on.. I shouldn’t report spam and then comment on the spam post should I?
After 2 days of scarifying, TBH mine doesn’t look much better anyway, crossing fingers and toes it comes back, we’ve spent enough on fertiliser and seed!