Isn’t it about time cricket got with it and started to build some covered grounds so we don’t have this farce where a days play is lost and they still call it a draw, either that or they all grow a pair, put on waterproofs and get on with it!

Have you seen how big a cricket pitch is, fella?

It’s not like Centre Court at Wimbledon… and we saw how long it took to put a roof on that bad boy.

Who’s paying for this absolutely mahooosive new roof then?

Didn’t the one at Wimbledon cost the same as the GDP of Spain?