dancing cows…

Ahhh

Don't be fooled. The f*ckers will kill you to death at the smallest opportunity.

Real cows have horns.

S**T, yet strangely visionary and hypnotic 🙂

that happened to me once.

The f*ckers will kill you to death

whereas other animals will kill you to somewhere else?

Genius. Like an animated Genesis album cover!

I'll be having nightmares about cow/spider hybrid monsters now… thanks 😥

Mother chuckers gave me some sh¥te in a field last week, to be fair I did get a bit nervous. Ended up getting off zns swinging my bike at the ring (herd) leader!

Three Fish – you are soooo right, never trust em. Cows are evil.

Look at the eyes (clearly marked) and tell me that they're thinking lovely thoughts. Oh no, they want to stand on you and that's what they're thinking. "How can we stand on you?", they're thinking.

This Coo wouldn't get of the trail – we had to detour round it

Cows taste lovely. One fillet and one sirloin ready and waiting to hit the pan….

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Real cows have horns

honk honk

Some also have bells

ding-a-ling

My foody mate tells me there will be a lot of cow going cheap soon due to a lack of feed cause by a lack of rain.

But cheese and milk is going up.