That new lass on Countdown, looks rather pleasing today.

That is all!

de-de, de-de, dedaladum -Poooom!!

whats her name? google image?

Rachel Riley. Image not from today, but you'll get the drift….

More, I hear you say….

you can hear me…, better get the room scanned, again

Rachel Riley. Image not from today, but you'll get the drift….

Blimey, are skirts that short allowed on daytime TV? That's only a few inches below minge base as Vic Reeves would say.

Bring back Vorderman! This new lass fails to get the numbers calculated far more often and has a nippy voice. Uses her legs to distract me from the fact that she's not as sharp, but it doesn't work, no sir, no way, not ever 😉

Mmmm nice legs – I wonder if she'd let me "Consonant, Vowel, Consonant, Consonant" her?

fart?

🙂

That's only a few inches below minge base as Vic Reeves would say.

I take it you like women with a trappers hat then if you think that's near minge base.

I particularly like that tight red number…
Ooooooooooooh yes!

If you that's short while she's standing up, think how short it'll be with her sitting down……..

Fwap, fwap, fwap etc

That last one is pretty pornographic 😯

Aye, but can she count?

plenty of vids on youtube

errr apparently….

igmc

Holy Moly, you should see her today 😯

That grey and white number she had on tonight just looked a mess, frankly. She normally looks much nicer. And she can do the math. I've seen La Vorderman cock it up from time to time.
(Oooer).

WHAT – could I do with Rachel Riley in 30 seconds..? 8)

Heres the answer (its my Countdown Conundrum)

CULATEJEA