Do you think I would ever stoop so low as to drink in the sort of pub that Stoner frequents, Darcy? 😉

I'll be the minister of sports. My first policy will be to limit horseriding to hotties in the summer, on a very limited ammount of paths. (45 year old men dont look good in tights) and i would banish golf to a small corner of Norfolk where it cant harm me.

Apart from that, i will also demand that no one ever overtakes me doing ANYTHING!

Actually sod that, i'll just become the dictator. You'd better not have a problem with that.

It'd be a good country to visit but I don't think i'd want to live there!!!

Bit like Wales then? 😆

from behind our keyboards? yes. in reality no.

tang – Member

from behind our keyboards? yes. in reality no.

No change there then

Hang on, Running a country? That would mean we'd have to do some work….

ton – chancellor of the exchequer.

fred(?,bombers man)- justice minister

barnes – minister for women

ill take high commissioner india

Minister of all things superfluous yet essential reporting for duty.

could I be the PMs fluffer?

Yeh but WHO is gonna be PM? 🙂

Well if no one else volunteers and far be it from me to blow my own trumpet

I'd like to be Minister of Truth, if it's not taken.

rudeboy? has an answer for everything.

Lord privy seal
Apparently this has no particular function today…so I will be riding whilst you lot are busy

I am running the country. Why would i share it with you lot?

Damn we are well fecked down the PO now!

Lanesra for Sports Minister surely!

I think you need to find who or what currently runs the country before deciding with STW could replace them/him/her/it.