The following, I received it as a message:
yer wiked get um off? lolx
It’s amongst the feedback messages after a workshop.

Get your coat, you’ve pulled

“you are wicked, will you take your clothes off? the roflecopters are ready for take off”

I think you are aesthetically pleasing and would quite like to see you naked
The LOL suggests they dont mean it

???????
Some people….

Was that from your mother?

what was the workshop on?

“I say your quite a dashing young chap, remove those rather fine breeches. Ahohohoho!”

yer

Translation: you, you are, your’s

wiked

being of the “now”, exciting, stimulating, new, “cool”

get

Get (animal), the offspring of an animal
Get (conflict), legal issues around the Jewish divorce procedure
Get (divorce document), the Jewish divorce procedure

um

uncertainty, them, those or used to convey confusion or thought

off?

remove, finish, leave,

lol

laugh out loud

x

minimum affection

make of that what you will…

“I say old bean, may I say that you have qualities which I find admirable. Additionally, it is worthy of note you are not displeasing to the eye. I hope my forthright manner does not offend and that my remarks find you in good spirits.”

Social Welfare application forms – benefits, allowances, relieves. Nowt exciting.

If I received that message I’d just assume they’d got the wrong number.

Especially if I understood what it meant.

i can only apologise for mrsconsequence, she’s usually much better at writing feedback.

she only said “wow better than phily” to me so she isnt really.she was still breathless though 😉
Sorry no offence if I have overstepped the mark etc – that is more in case she reads it than you as I promised never to say 😆

😆

jokes on you, i’m not even human.

Cougar has nailed it, in my most humble opinion.

That’s a vicious rumour, I’ve never even met the young lady(*) in question.

(* – presumably)

Richard Keys translation “I want to smash you”