I’ll start with my previous:

hair band
sweat bands when not doing sport
mohican
mullet (1986)
dreads
Scott Ian / krishna haircut
goatee
huge sideburns
flat cap
shorts / leggings / army boots
huge skate jeans
skinny jeans
clogs !
fake glasses – sad
army surplus jacket (german flags on shoulders)
wifebeater vest
knee high socks
bandana – yuk
football shirt on holiday
cowboy hat
lifes a beach bad boy club baggie trousers
hand painted leather (nephilim)
‘ironic’ skull rings
boxing boots (mid 80s)
AXO mtb boots
scott wraparound shades

oh dear thats just the start, feel better now though.

ON MY OWN, ON MY OWN, ON MY OWN!!

khaftan
loon pants
bell bottoms
Keegan perm!
Platforms!
🙂

Oh and….
Oxford bags
Skinners
Kickers (Florence Boots)

large ‘Perry’ fringe – bleached
platted ‘tail’ to rear of head – also bleached
skin tight jeans c/w legwarmers and adidas samba (i drew the line at Tukka Boots 8) )
legwarmers worn on forearms

jeez, what a crap New Romantic I was……

In no particular order Your Honour I should like the following crimes taken into consideration:
John Lennon Specs
Birmingham Bags & 3 star jumper
“One Eyed Jacks” twinset (sweet baby Judas what was I thinking)
Psychedelic Laces on my black DM’s
Zappata Moustache / Scouser Hair (didn’t need the perm) (AND I’m a Blue Scouser) (“Calm Down, Calm Down !”)
Pink & White check cheesecloth shirt & Black Loons
Purple Plastic “Leather” (“But it looks like leather !” “Erm NO ! It looks Shhit!”)
Blue/White “Hacking Jacket” and Tweed Flat Cap
“Frosted Turquoise” Velvet Jacket
Purple & Black Platforms and “S-L-A-D-E” on my knuckles (must have been off me titts on cup-a-soup at the time)

Sadly these are all huge improvements on my current appearance because at the moment I look like Father Jack Hackett’s twin brother !!

Denim cutoff (with Heavy Metal band patches) over leather jacket.

IGMC (it’s the one with the patches, thanks)

Guilty as charged of many of the above 😆

Turn the clock back please!

Cowboy boots.

Where do I claim my prize?

Oh and:
STP patch on my lilac bellbottoms matched with a purple tuppeny round shirt
and as if ALL of the above were not enough

Paisley shirt & tie (same material)

Death sentence, if ever I read one.

Matron, my revolver. I’m going for a walk alone in the wood. I may be late for supper . . . . .

hmmm

ok – a few years ago now but . . .

wrist sweatbands (colour co-ordinated with T shirt)
legwarmers (oh the shame…!)
Heavy leather bike jacket all through summer (and never even had bike!)
Union Jack Sleeveless T shirt (Not even the decent Sex Pistols version)
Jumper tucked into jeans

and finally – the most damming piece of criminal evidence . . . .

a bow tie at work instead of a tie for a while

oh and 2nd the Paisly tie! although in my defence, it was all you culd buy at one point!

What’s wrong with wearing a bow tie? Obviously hand tied, not one of those fake things…

It was a fake Julian, and I have a denim cut off with AC/DC, Judas Priest & Black Sabbath badges on it up in the loft . . . .

I still wear cowboy boots now. absolutely love them.

– Brown army boots worn with dark green trousers tucked in, red lumberjack shirt and a brown cowboy hat.
– White trainers and washed denims at a Morbid Angel gig.
– Green fake snake skin vans with black trousers and a green Kona shirt (Kona as in type of pattern not bikes, see ebay for reference).

dimond pringle

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Dodgy ‘Manga’ t-shirt – Check.
Watch with secret compartment for sweets but handy for other small things – Check.
Sooty glove puppet – Check.
Potato masher (no idea where I got it from) – Check.
Arm full of beads – Check.
Unusually large pupils – Check.

shitkicker winklepicker cowboy boots with combats.

m’lord there were extenuating circumstances, I can explain…

Most of the above, at some point. Some of the above, still.

🙂