Gonna head out exploring around Ozleworth park this ‘avo. I’m guessing it’s gonna be fairly muddy after last night’s rain, but I’m not immediately local so if if you’ve been out that way recently, is it muddy as hell or nice’n’grippy?

Brown and sticky I guess?

Likely to be brown and sticky, you’ll want to give yourself a good wash after you get out of there. And if you’re anyone other than Granpa Farmer, be aware that farmers often carry shotguns 😉

Oh I know all about the farmers – that’s why when I go out riding I always carry a brace of pheasants beneath my barbour, and rub a bit of mud into my flatcap. That way they think I’m one of them, just riding a weird looking horse.

I thought this was going to be one for the amateur proctologists amongst us.

😉 My wife’s Uncle/Godfather owns most of the land in that area and as long as you don’t leave gates open or scare animals he is fine about mountain bikes.

probably similar to those at Breasty Haw 😯